#claudevalentino

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C: I'm sorry I got your hopes up.

D: Hey, it's not your fault I decided to be the third one in a row trying to use Lilo like a jungle gym.

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C: Kind of ridiculous that we can have cheesecake for breakfast but there's still no espresso machine, huh?

E: Do the beliefs of your cheese cult even let you eat other breakfasts?

C: It's not a cult!

M: Yeah, it's a religion, right?

L: I've read a lot of articles and I think it might be a cult.

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C: So . . . are we good?

L: . . .

C: Yipe!

L: Yeah, we're good.

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C: No hard feelings, right?

Ca: I suppose.

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C: You know we're here to flirt with Lilo, right? And just Lilo?

Ca: That's very boring, Claude. You're sweet, but don't worry about me.

L: I support you, Sullivan.

Ca: *giggles* Thank you, Leigh.

L: Don't mention it. We're soulmates.

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C: Ouch, ouch, Watcher, why is the ocean so far away-

Ca: Lilo! Aren't you getting hot watching this? Why don't we step away for a cool drink?

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C: Lilo!

L: Hey there, sweetheart.

C: I really do want to spend more time with you. Maybe one day we'll be able to be alone here together.

L: Aw! That's so sweet. Unless that's you foreshadowing a series of sun-soaked murders.