Bummer vacation: (the Brynniverse version)
(later, Slushi is driving me into the woods.)
Me: Umm, Slushi? My house was just back there. We just passed the turn-off.
Slushi: Far out, little buddy, far out.
(we park all the way here in the woods)
Me: (confused) Where did you say you were taking me...?
Slushi: Look, girl! (Holds up a spatula) I got your spatula! (She starts waving it. My ears and tail become a fox's ears and tail, my whiskers shrink, I start to pant with excitement) C'mon, now, who's a good girl? Get it, girl. Get the spatula. Go get it!
(Slushi throws the spatula deep into the woods. I was unable to resist and started chasing my spatula, yipping, and disappeared into the bushes. She turns her vehicle round and drives off, leaving me here. I, stuck in my Kitsune mode, bounce out from the bushes, noticed that Slushi is gone, and dropped my spatula.)
Slushi: Enjoy your vacation, girl!
(I hopelessly start to lay down, curl up and start whimpering with a little bit of tears)
(The next day, at the ClawPrintz House)
(Slushi is waving a spatula at Me, still in my Kitsune mode. Everyone else is confused.)
Loona(human): What's up with her?
Stolas(human): We found her like this back in the woods. I appears princess Koneko is...
Mei: Still in her Kitsune mode?
Stolas: She's been walking on all fours, barking instead of talking, and her tongue is sticking out when you rub her belly.
(Caine is seen, rubbing my belly)
Caine: (giggles) What's wrong with that? Kinger sticks his tongue out when I rub his belly all the time!
Loona: Wait a minute. So does that mean our Boss has taught her all the fox things and whatever?
Stolas: Well, seems like it.
Loona: Siiick~
Stolas: What?! No!! Koneko isn't our pet, she's our friend!
Tessa: Lord Stolas is right. We've gotta get her back to normal.
(Mei is seen getting licked by me)
Mei: (giggles) She tickles!
Stolas: Koneko, quit acting like that!
Slushi: What's the problem? She looks adorable as usual to me here. Besides I really did taught her all those fox things.
Stolas: Oh dear. Where's our beloved blue fox when we need her?
Slushi: Oh! Sorry. I got real distracted by all the cuteness. (She stands up and clears her throat) Alright, you guys. Koneko needs to be herself again. Stolas and I are gonna look up on how to train a person who's acting like a dog. For now let's all take turns looking after her to make sure she doesn't get hurt.
Loona: Hello! (Holds up a Clarinet Recital flyer) I got better things to do tomorrow than babysitting a moronic princess.
Caine: (Holds up his Great Digital Critter Show flyer) And I've got a great show to lead next week!
Mei: (Offscreen) Look!
(I'm seen laying down on my belly, showing adorable eyes, whimpering)
Tessa, Mei, Jibanyan, and Slushi: Awwwww~
Loona: Ugh! Fine! I guess I'll just perform in two weeks...