#cldserpent

[whitewingaed]

            ❝ …oh. My. Um ...oh, dear. Right. Well -- hello then, everyone. My, there are a lot of you, aren’t there? Well, yes then. Please, if I can help you find a particular novel, don’t hesitate to ask. ❞

[gcntlemanjack]

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[imbricare]

@cldserpent​ liked for an adult adam starter

“Hey, Daddykins.” There was little, if any, sarcasm detectable in his voice because Crowley was quite genuinely his Dad, unlike Zira.. Zira had only ever been Zira, or Most Holy Father, if Adam wanted to be annoying or drive home a point; most commonly he was Pa, but never actually Dad. Which was ironic because out of the two, Zira was most definitely a Dad. Somehow Adam just couldn’t say it out loud to his face. It always ended in sniggering. 

Adam drew up a kitchen chair to where Crowley was perched on the couch, and sat down on it backwards. Now that he was perfectly positioned for some Edgy Backwards Chair Sitting, he felt as cool as only a twenty-one-year-old could. “D’you know what day it is today?”

It’s the third anniversary of my getting my driving license. 

He barely suppressed a grin; it escaped him as a twitch at the corner of his mouth.

[librarychosen-arc]

“He is insane! What sort of man owns a bookshop and DOESN’T SELL BOOKS!” flynn yelled leaving the bookshop in a huff. Finally he had found it, a book that most had thought had been lost for centuries, but there it was  -- in a little London bookshop, but that owner refused to sell it to him, saying it was reserved. But he knows it isn’t (he may or may not have stolen the lodger when the blonde was distracted and taken a peek).

Seeing a man staring at him, Flynn raised an eyebrow. “What? Never had a book stolen from you? The one decent book on demons and he is hoarding it! Hoarding it! What is he a dragon?” oh, he turned and looked back at the shop, considering that possibility, it would explain a lot. But no, he didn’t show any of the signs associated with dragons taking a human form. 

@cldserpent I sc

[a-velvetipped]

     ‘  i don’t believe hell is something as simple as some  pit of fire beneath our very  feet.   it has to be more  complex  than  that.   perhaps  this is hell.  perhaps earth  is  the thing that we all  FEAR  THE  MOST.  ‘ 

@cldserpent  /  sc.  

[aziraephale-blog]

❛❛ 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄? 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓. ❜❜     ———      @cldserpent ｡･:

[collectedbooks]

@cldserpent  wants  some  demon  time!

                  ‘ .  .  .  don’t  see  why  they  can’t  just  hire  a  JANITOR. ‘

aziraphale  ---  perhaps  he  should  go  by  something  else,  now,  but  he  rather  likes  his  name  ---  has  been  Fallen  for  three  months  and  ten  days.   in  that  time,  he  has  gotten  blind  drunk,  cried  over  a  goose  that  was  the  perfect  shade  of  grey,  and  taken  a  guided  tour  of  hell  while  listening  to  an  audiobook  of  dante’s  inferno.   currently,  he’s  EXTREMELY  tetchy,  and  trying  to  figure  out  how  to  turn  off  the  bentley’s  radio,  which  is  still  playing  bohemian  rhapsody.

‘ really,  with  all  the  mess  down  there,  and  the  queues!   it  smells,  crowley!   i  certainly  won’t  be  working  there  anytime  soon,  i  can  tell  you  that.   what  in  heaven’s  ---  well,  WHAT  ON  EARTH  do  you  do  all  day  without  any  prayers  to  answer? ‘

[the-captains-table]

@cldserpent (from here):

          "I still can’t believe it’s the 21st century and you’re only getting fond of baths                                 NOW! You really needed more than six thousand years to decide that?“

“Well, if that’s your reaction, I won’t ask you to join me.”