“Wait a second...”
“...has Jet slept with every female superhero he knows in different timelines? Because if so, well...player, I guess.”
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“Wait a second...”
“...has Jet slept with every female superhero he knows in different timelines? Because if so, well...player, I guess.”
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“You’re supposed to be a superhero, right?”
Maybe it wasn’t exactly the most appropriate thing to ask someone who had just tackled down a thief and handed them over to the police, but Ceres couldn’t exactly help herself. She pointed up at the tree that she was standing next to. “Could you do me a really big favour and get my sister’s dog out of that tree please? I’d do it myself if I wasn’t wearing this skirt.”
@clemenstine || hit ❤
--another day, another shift at the cafe. she couldn’t argue, she needed to pay her tuition && there was no one elses but herself who could help her. indecisive on her major left her floating in the wind for classes but that never stopped her. she’d try to find some kind of passion; some future but god knows, it wouldn’t be while serving coffee. this made her sigh as she let the glass doors tuck closed behind her upon exiting once warm air to the now bitter winds of winter. the ozone smelled like freezer burn && is caused her tiny nose to scrunch in distaste.
--usually it was dead on this side of town come eleven but there stood a stranger. it was weird all its own && made her tilt her head in thought. ‘why would anyone be out here at night?’ steps brought her closer, small hand reaching out to tap at the others shoulder.
“--excuse me, are you lost or something?”
Calling All Earthlings! Open Starter || Guild Of Heroes
"If this is that asshole alien supervisor's fault I'm shooting him in the fucking head." Seth spat to 'himself', knowing full well that somebody else was possibly listening in. The handler grabbed his shield generator and slotted it onto his belt, checking the slide of his pistol and chuckling a little. "Compensating for something my ass. Let's see if the standard-issue 9mm can even do anything to your average alien."
He grabbed his headset and keyed in to the frequency that, by law, all heroes that either had headsets or could just hear radio communications had to listen to at all times. "Seth Dietrich, Handler Registration Number 0-2-9-Alpha-5. Give me a status update, people, what's the situation on the ground right now?"
@clemenstine
--it was just like her to be in this fucking situation. what a shit show. in a dark alley way, dressed in white flurries && ice dancing across brick surfaces while a man of much bigger build cowered on the ground at the sight the small woman made. her fists clenched behind white gloves before gripping the shirt of the bozo who cat called at her last week && began following her around.
“--come anywhere near me or my brother again && ill turn your nuts into fucking icicles, you hear me!?”
--with that said, she’d shove him back to the ground before slowly beginning to walk away from the scene. things like this were becoming common; she was dressing the sunny city in ice && snow && it seemed like the public was growing concerned. like just the other day, she froze a dude solid for trying to rob an elderly woman.
--she wasn’t a superhero, in her books at least. she just did whatever felt right. standing up for what she believed in, the law never scared her. she was out to protect herself && her brother.
clemenstine replied to your post: .
I’m sorry you’re going through a rough time right now D: If you need someone to vent to, you can IM me and I’ll sit quietly and listen uwu
ty i appreciate it-- i just think i need a day or two to myself tbh.
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Your muse trying to share a scarf with mine
“If this is a height joke.” Volta said dangerously, glaring at her boyfriend and unofficial partner as the speedster offered her the end of his scarf despite knowing damn well that he had at least six inches on her. “I’m going to fly up there and punch you right in your mouth.”
❤ [[Just 'cuz]]
Send ❤ for three pros and three cons of your character dating mine.
Pros
Costume sex.
Not needing to worry about significant other getting kidnapped by villains as they can take care of themselves
Dates can double as team-up patrols to save both of them time.
Cons
‘Fastest man alive’ jokes.
It will end up in the news most likely (although there’s a non-zero chance this boosts their careers so who knows)
If one of them saves the other at some point, the other will be cast as the damsel in distress role for decades to come.