#clementine001

[ruinair]

that he'd been game enough to order the special , mysterious as the title had been , was award-worthy enough , did he have to be punished for it ? the scowl is obvious from a mile away , trying to cover up what he's just tried to swallow and failed , spit back into the cup and tongue covered by the napkin . just WHY ? why sweat sweet tea ? why did twinkies need to be deep fried ? why did BUTTER need to be deep fried ?

" listen i'll um pay for whatever , " disgusting thing , " could i have a , " the coffee is also shit . why does he bother ? " water please ? " /. @par1ahs

[thecjonowelford]

— o’shea’s. ft. clementine wood (@clementinebriar)

It turned out the week could be very long when you didn’t really do anything with your day. Sure, there was work, but showing people how to tackle the StairMaster was a lot different than like…whatever office people did. CJ often imagined it was a lot like The Wolf of Wall Street. Still, he had a long week, and decided to bid it farewell by hanging out in O’Shea’s.

He was leaning against the bar waiting to order, smiling wide as Clem approached him. The skateboarder supposed he wasn’t really allowed favorites and stuff, but she definitely was one of them. “Dude!” He exclaimed in greeting, stretching out the word.  “Y’know I just found out a clementine is like…an orange? Like your name is like, orange. I always thought it was just, like, French or something.”

[harbngers]

🪦    »    @mvstics​  sent  :       “  clementine  :  GHOST  COP  .  doesn’t  that  sound  nice  ?  that’s  awesome  .  i  like  that  .  ” 

timestamp  :   week  one  ,  june  1st  .

it’s  difficult  not  to  oblige  clementine  .  matthias  had  grown  up  surrounded  by  stoic  ,  proud  ,  red  american  hearts  —  each  summer  brought  lively  tourists  to  the  lake  in  his  hometown  ,  but  they   were  fleeting  visitors  that  kept  to  the  tourist  locations  by  the  shoreline  ,  here  today  and  gone  tomorrow  .  clementine’s  akin  to  a  character  in  a  book  .  or  a  plucky  girl  in  a  tv  show  that  goes  through  hardship  but  always  comes  out  on  top  by  the  last  few  minutes  of  the  episode  ,  before  the  credits  cut  her  tale  off  cold  for  5  seconds  while  the  next  episode  loaded  up  .  whimsical  ,  to  a  point  .  he  wants  her  to  keep  talking  so  that  the  suspension  of  disbelief  can  continue  uninterrupted  .   “  you  want  to  be  a  police  officer  ?  ”   he  asks  ,  looking  at  her  out  of  the  corner  of  his  eye  ,  voice  low  ,  like  it’s  a  secret  .   “  probably  shouldn’t  advertise  that  . . .  y’know  .  ”

[petramichaels]

@clem-gem liked for a starter!

Petra swore, her heel breaking as she ran to get in line for the club, where her friends were already supposedly inside. She was already an hour late to be heading out, and it had taken even longer to even figure out where her friends were so she could meet them. “Do you ever have one of those nights where literally everything goes wrong?” She sighed, looking over at the woman ahead of her in line, thinking she might not. “Should’ve stayed home. Or at least have worn different shoes.”