#clever girl...

[eldstunga]

Chasseur à pied, ‘bout to bring the pain

[rateameme]

Clever girl… Clever girl... #rateameme #Meme #Memepics

[life-on-the-spectrum]

Read this little gem to my kinders for Storytime.

If you don’t know it, the titlular goose keeps trying to catch that star, jumping off of shit and falling in the snow. Supposed to be funny for the kids, right? So I get to, like the second or third time she jumps off of something and lands on her face, and I say “What a silly little goose, right?”  Except this time, a little girl in the back of the room interrupted me. “NO, TEACHER! NOT SILLY!” When I asked her why, she said “YOU SAY! ‘Always try again! Goose is no silly!”

And now I’m sitting here and rethinking my life. 

[voidsarrow-blog]

I named my velociraptors in JW:E after Alleria, Sylvanas and Vereesa and immediately the first thing that happened was Alleria busted a fence and made a break for freedom and I had to have her knocked out and carted back in one of those extremely undignified helicopter transports.

[toothpaste-dragon]

I hope it's not tooth late to paste this, but I won't be dragon it out any longer: be my valentine? ✨

A joker or jester I’d not think to mememic

Nor offer a goofy response or a gimmick

But with all of my heart, I’d repeat this one line:

“I’d be more than happy to bry your Valentine!”

(In all seriousness, I was so impressed by the cleverness of this ask that I decided to give a little cleverness in return, haha. Thank you so much for sending this, it made my day!!)

[gynandromorph]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE REASON BATTERY’S ELECTRIC CURRENT HIT XX’S LABYRINTH OF OBLIVION PAINTING IS BECAUSE IT’S DONE ON WATERSTONE, IE. CONDUCTIVE METAL

[ovisiphorus]

Thanks to clever thinking i realized i could sleep under my mattress cover and stay warm that way. Thank you, mammalian problem solving skills.

[weapons-grade-waifus]

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