#cleverbearpun

[jonbutter]

cleverbearpun

 “im watchin trailers for Superbad & Pineapple Express and im realizing...”

I very clearly remember all my friends forcing me to see Pineapple Express because they thought it was the greatest thing ever and I felt like I wasted $10 to see it

the sad part is i laughed more during the trailer for Pineapple Express than i did during the entire Sausage Party movie, which was 0 times

[jonbutter]

cleverbearpun

 “for the record i 100% hate how catchy “Cake By The Ocean” is”

I always assumed they just meant cake as in booty but *shrug*

i wouldnt wanna eat ass on the beach either my guy

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cleverbearpun replied to your post

Such a cutie :3

Thanks bub.

freedummring replied to your post

I'm so thirsty over here

I mean...c’mere and get some ;P

gamazoar replied to your post

very nice :3

Yeah well YOU’RE very nice. :P

[reallifescomedyrelief]

cleverbearpun replied to your post “Holy smokes…oh my gosh… My boss has a carriage whip in her office,...”

Oh my, hope it didn't hurt too much D:

It hurt a decent amount, but I think it hurt more because it was such a surprise that it happened!