Wow!
So many new cabbage lovers in one night...I can see a happy future in this humble cabbage merchant's li- *he turns and wipes his eye, going to see and maybe hug a cabbage, but instead he's greeted by a big hole in the ground, and no cart to be seen. A single cabbage leaf floats up after a burp, and the hole closes up.* ...Note to self, be way of Rabbaroos, Goats, Corgis, Cabbage vultures...and now...Badgermoles....MY...*falls to his knees, throwing his arms into the air.* CABBAGEEEEEEEES!











