"RITSUKA LISTEN TO ME. YOU NEED TO STOP FUCKING EVERYONE. HALF OUR SUPPORT STAFF ARE MILFS NOW. WE CANNOT RUN THIS OPERATION WHEN YOU'VE DOUBLED OUR PERSONNEL WITH YOUR DICK. RITSUKA. RITSUKA LISTEN. YOU GOTTA LEARN TO PULL OUT. JESUS CHRIST."
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"BUT THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKING HOT! WOMEN ARE AMAZING, AND THEY'RE A WOMAN AMONG WOMEN! I WANNA BE A GOOD FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS, A GOOD HUSBAND, AND A GOOD FATHER TO THEM AND OUR KIDS!"
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"FOR THE LOVE OF GOETIA, RITSUKA, THANKS TO YOUR STUNT, THE HALLS ARE CROWDED WITH FEMALE SERVANTS AND FERGUS WAITING FOR 'THEIR TURN'! WE'RE ALREADY GETTING GRILLED FOR SUMMONING ALL THESE EXTRA CLASSES, HOW DO YOU THINK WE'LL LOOK WHEN ONE MAN BREAKS ALL CONVENTIONS AND IMPREGNATES THE ENTIRETY OF THE THRONE OF HEROES!?"
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Fergus: I taught that boy well.
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First Cu now Fujimaru
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The children of half the historical and mythical heroes just running around in modern day bc Guda couldn’t keep it in his pants.
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Zeus: sheds tear We lost to a great rival. I'm so proud
Kirsch: And why are you a woman now? Zeus? ZEUS?
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DAYBIIIT, ZEUS TURNED INTO A WOMAN AND IS SEDUCING RITSUKA, DAYBIIIIIT
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He’s simply scouting the competition
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2 days ago
Have this poor man's gold 🥇🪙 lmao. It's been quite a while since I came across a Kirsch panic comment.
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No worries I loved that joke, wanted more tho. 😉
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Wodine, He's rizzing female ORT
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Batter Up!
I mean, he turned into a bull and a shower of piss one time. Honestly, this is the least weird way he could have gone about it…
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Saber the only best blonde waifu.
Sheeesh
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Wait, doesn’t that make Gudao the new Zeu-aaand I’m stopping myself right there.
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I want Gudao to impregnate all the servants, honestly. Let's just make this the Danganronpa Bad End with more people.
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dead inside
I give up restoring humanity, lets create a new one.
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:Okita: Okita fan-raptor
Goetia: THAT WAS MY IDEA BUT NoOoOo ~ ! HE'S THE BAD GUY FOR DOING THAT, LETS F#$KING KILL HIM, AN THEN THIS ONE APPEARS AND EVERYONE WANTS HIS PENIS !
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:Suzuka:
Context to said ending?
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"Welcome to my World"
Basically the very few remaining students accept a life inside the school and Aoi gets knocked up multiple times lol. It's not really a serious ending though
I fucking love Davinci basically scolding her son for knocking up one of their best geniuses on their team, a part of the Chaldean family, and now they gotta raise a baby while also saving the world.
I can also imagine that, Ritsuka probably wasn't exactly given much choice to pull out given how many women in Chaldea have more strength than him or have access to strength enhancing magic
Da Vinci: YOU NEED TO WEAR PROTECTION FROM NOW ON
Ritsuka: But I used my Emergency Evade…
Da Vinci: AND LOOK HOW MUCH GOOD THAT DID
YOU THINK I DIDNT TRY?! SHE LEG LOCKED ME WHILE USING REINFORCEMENT! HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO PULL OUT?!
To be fair with how strong these girls are pulling out might not be an option, like can you imagine if it was Barghest or Kiara? You wouldn’t have much of a choice if they didn’t want you to move
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That's curious… Da Vinci (Rider) it's the servant with highest bond in my chaldea xD
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Ritsuka:Look! I'm like, what a 16/18 year old male, surrounded by beautiful women all the time. My hormones keep kicking in….. what am I supposed to do, Da-Vinci?
Da-Vinci : I don't know…..maybe wait until you're older or until the world order is finally restored.
Ritsuka: And how long do I have to wait until everything goes back to normal?
Da-Vinci: ahem…..
Ritsuka: Yeah! That what I thought. Now excuse I have to date with Jeanne right now and then at another date with Sith at 4 pm, and then I'm sleeping with Kiyo at 8 pm.
Da-Vinci: Wait, do you have a freaking schedule for this?
Ritsuka: pulls a long list Oh, this is just for today. Tomorrow, I have…..
Da-Vinci: STOP! I'm done. You can do whatever you like!.
Tomoe: Man, master you're life make a good/crappy VN, you know.
And you misunderstand what Abby is saying I think. She's basically just explaining a less fundamentalist/literal way to interpret religion.
Example :
-Someone using Gilles' logic is sick, and refuses a treatment because "God will heal them", and when they don't declare that God doesn't exist or must be evil.
-Someone else, who's still fanatically religious but uses Abby's logic, is sick, but accepts treatment, because in their opinion since God is Everything, then accepting treatment is just allowing him to act through that treatment.
Considering Abby has a skill because of how Christian she is, I think it's more likely she is using this interpretation, rather than "God isn't powerful enough so humans have to take things into their own hands".
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Gramps: My disappointment is immeasurable and thy day is ruined.
Serenity: Er, G-Great F-f-f-founder? Don’t you mean “my?”
Gramps, pulling out his blade: I did not stutter.
I thought that she'd have sensed Gramps, since he doesn't have Presence Concealment.
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There's no need to conceal your presence if there's no one left alive to sense it.
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He has presence concealment and the only reason it isn't EX is because anyone he's targeting hears the evening bell. He's unrivaled in all aspects including stealth. No one can detect him, but They will know he's coming.
"Thou would lead thy own master down to the sinful path and fornicate before both of thee art joined in the sacred bond of matrimony? Very well. Bare thy neck."
Davinci: HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TEACH YOU THIS LESSON YOUNG MAN!!!!!????
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Astolfo is very based
Gudao: "I love the young people! …That came out wrong."
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8 hr. ago
I'll keep the MILFs!
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:Raikou:
nine months later
Raikou: Kintoki, say hello to your new baby brother!
Da Vinci: Pile Drives Ritsuka
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7 hr. ago
A very basic simp
Damned if you do, damned if you do
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Do or Do it! There is no Do not.
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Unapologetic Luvia/Shirou shipper
Gudao: “Joke’s on you, Duhbinchi, I’m into pegging, too!”
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Saber the only best blonde waifu.
Me too
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Unapologetic Luvia/Shirou shipper
Kiara: “Silly boy. He thinks he’ll be keeping me, but it is I who will be keeping him.”
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8 hr. ago
Bro nah
NAH
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7 hr. ago
Obviously Ritsuka should rizz Da Vinci then she would have no right to complain ! 👺
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7 hr. ago
A year later…
Da Vinci, eyes twitching: Did. You. Have. To. Knock. Up. Nearly. All. Of. The. Tam Lin. And Mash. And Britomart. And Artoria Avalon?!
Gudao, backing away towards the aforementioned women who were each holding a baby in their arms: Would you believe me if I said they were all accidents?
Da Vinci preparing her Pile Bunker: No. No I do not.
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Gudao: Do you realize what would happen if I only knocked up one of them?
Da Vinci: ….fair play.
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Batter Up!
Turns out condoms can't survive the… intensity
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Goetia : Truly the disciple of my creator… so tell me Ritsuka, why won’t you fuck my (adoptive) sister ?
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8 hr. ago
Goetia Redfield?
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LAST MASTER OF HUMANITY, FUCK MY (adoptive) SISTER TO CONTINUE THE Redfield ARCHAMAN BLOODLINE
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Wait, I forgor, who is this sister ?
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Mash
I mean… Goetia is King Solomon’s creation and Romani is basically the closest thing Mash had for a dad.
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Which is ironic since Galahad and Lancelot are also connected to King Solomon.
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wait what? how?
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4 hr. ago
In legend Galahad's sword is David's sword, because David is Galahad's ancestor. The rest is proxy.
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5 hr. ago
Batter Up!
…Best for last?
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9 hr. ago
Thanks to Clinick Case for the Commission and this is a part 2 of Gudao x Sion
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4 hr. ago
:Emiya: :Lambda:
Yeah, he has an account here, you can prolly just ping it, right?
/u/ clinikcase
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4 hr. ago
Thanks man. Thank you! T_T
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8 hr. ago
Olga Marie, give me strength
Fujimaru "Not even Alaya could pull me out" Ritsuka strikes again
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6 hr. ago
Even Excalibur blushes at my grip
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6 hr. ago
Ritsuka is slaying with his Excalibur
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8 hr. ago
Whose's the baby in the ceiling?
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8 hr. ago
Sion and Ritsuka’s first born.
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Batter Up!
With a second in her arms already? Damn, he works quick.
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And two half siblings.
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His and Sion first baby from the previous picture
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2 hr. ago
The gacha laughs as I fail
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:medjed:
I've said it before, I'll say it again
That man has NO pullout game. He is literally PARKED.
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8 hr. ago
You're wrong. He has a god-like pullout game. It's just that the god in question is Zeus.
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Zeus couldn’t pullout with a foot powered car.
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What in the Yabadaba-doo is a foot powered car?
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3 hr. ago
Foot Border.
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MomVinci: Loly me I trusted you to keep that boy in check!!!
LolyVinci: It’s your fault you didn’t had more backup plans in place, now I having to deal with this mess!!!!
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:Tiamat: FREEDOM! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Look, at this point, it's Da Vinci's fault.
You know what he's capable of. Lock him in a room or something. Or make an invention that'll prevent this from happening. Come on, it was you who said that you can just throw him at eldritch threats because he'll end up winning them over with his charm; what did you think would happen with humans!?
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7 hr. ago
Invention to keep this from happening.
So a Chastity Belt?
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:Tiamat: FREEDOM! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Clearly a regular Chastity Belt isn't enough, or this situation would have been resolved by now. They need Da Vinci tech Chastity Belts.
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I've got just the thing.
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4 hr. ago
SQ Freeze until Beserker Musashi
Wasn't that mash's job?
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8 hr. ago
:Tiamat: Ocean Mama! Take me home…
Think of it as a back-up plan to restore humanity just in case the bleaching can't be undone, Lolinci.
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Batter Up!
Going to give Noah a run for their money…
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8 hr. ago
Gudao has the Genghis Khan mindsent, bro will spread his seed to every female in Chaldea.
Also hilarious that Nemo is doing the Tail’s gets trolled face.
Ibuki literally offered Ritsuka a marriage where they would be the progenitors of a new world and rewrite the blank surface with their children in her summer event
LOL......Uh, i suppose the servants(female) were first, otherwise Gudao wouldn't had been allowed to walk free until they are.
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they need to like get a cage on him or something 😭
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Down for the Cielussy
You know it’s bad when even you say this
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Living example of Sunk Cost Fallacy
Just neuter em and be done with it
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7 hr. ago
Nemo realizing this not an ankoman reality and its Ritsuka getting all the game.
Not pregnancy related but you kinda have to assume Chaldea is a fuck shack given the high stress situations they are always in. You really telling me that none of the female staff wants to fuck Cu or Fergus? Or that the guys don't have private time whenever Boudica walks past them? Some Servants like Medb flat out don't care about normies, sure. But there probably have to be at least a couple staff/Servant flings going on.
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Was always thinking that too, with the amount of Servants that canonically had tons of sex when they were alive, there's no way that they stopped doing that just because they're in Chaldea. No way Cu Chulainn, the guy who canonically banged 20+ women of all origins including Scathach, her sister and her daughter doesn't have his own little club of girls fawning over him.
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Shirou's One and Only
Lorewise, Fergus and Medb at the least are getting some since Fergus has extra keys at the ready to give to anyone at a moment's notice (including men, by the way. Based Fergus) and Medb is… you know.
Melusine is also a Playgirl though only because she's evil and takes joy in the act of heartbreaking due to considering John Grandorder her one true love (whether he agrees or even likes her or not).
EMIYA and Caesar are also implied to get some, though in EMIYA's case it's outside Chaldea with I guess Event Singularity humans since they fade out of existence and he prefers it no strings attached (plus he's heavily traumatized and seems to go out of his way to avoid Sabers, which considering Chaldea is full of them, makes sense he'd leave the whole place.) In Caesar's case, it's implied to be Cleopatra.
Both Merlin and Oberon are also implied to bang, but Oberon's is in fae Britain so it might have just been part of his plan to seem normal, and for Merlin it's seen in Babylonia and nowhere else.
That's as far as it goes from what I can tell.
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I am 100000000% convinced that Oberon is a total virgin too disgusted to actually have sex with anybody, and only pretended to have more game than anyone else in Fae Britain for the sake of the act-- He just never actually went through with it, because that'd make him seem too easy and ruin the effect, right?
and anyhow he quickly found out what the ladies of the kingdom really go wild over: balloon art
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holy shit fergus bi king??
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Merlin is half Incubus, of course he fucks. The emotions he gets during sex are probably his most common source of emotion.
Though I get the feeling his favored emotion to eat is rage. Just a feeling I get.
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if i worked there i'd be banging like over half of all the servants
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Ankoman is actually correct, Astolfo is one of those ‘canonical fuck god’ characters. He fucked a thousand married woman in his original legend
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Shirou's One and Only
Partially correct. He's a sex god, but he also isn't a bro code violator.
The reason he goes on his sex train trip in the first place is more to get his friend laid after his heart is broken from his wife cheating on him (kind of ironic that he shows up in NTR doujins considering that) to try to get him to forget about it, and it's implied Astolfo was basically doing it as an uber wingman or threesome style.
It's essentially just Astolfo saying "look, man, all these women cheat too. It's bad it happened to you but you gotta move on. Shit happens."
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Left-most one is Sion (Spoilers for end of Lostbelt 2 or start of Lostbelt 3, I don't remember exactly)
Middle one should be Sylvia (Spoilers for Prologue to Lostbelt)
Right one is Elron (Spoiler for future story chapters that has not been released in NA yet, I think, I didn't want to look too much into it since I also don't want to spoil myself)
