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Davinci: HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TEACH YOU THIS LESSON YOUNG MAN!!!!!????
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User avatar level 2 Kirby0189 · 8 hr. ago Astolfo is very based Gudao: "I love the young people! …That came out wrong."
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User avatar level 3 No_Wait_3628 · 8 hr. ago I'll keep the MILFs!
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User avatar level 4 Xaldror · 7 hr. ago :Raikou: nine months later
Raikou: Kintoki, say hello to your new baby brother!
Da Vinci: Pile Drives Ritsuka
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User avatar level 5 UmbralUmbreon · 7 hr. ago A very basic simp Damned if you do, damned if you do
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User avatar level 6 GM900 · 5 hr. ago Do or Do it! There is no Do not.
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User avatar level 5 Do_it_for_the_upvote · 5 hr. ago Unapologetic Luvia/Shirou shipper Gudao: “Joke’s on you, Duhbinchi, I’m into pegging, too!”
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User avatar level 4 ImRinKagamine · 7 hr. ago
Saber the only best blonde waifu. Me too
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User avatar level 4 Do_it_for_the_upvote · 5 hr. ago Unapologetic Luvia/Shirou shipper Kiara: “Silly boy. He thinks he’ll be keeping me, but it is I who will be keeping him.”
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User avatar level 3 No_Discipline750 · 8 hr. ago Bro nah
NAH
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User avatar level 3 Felab_ · 7 hr. ago Obviously Ritsuka should rizz Da Vinci then she would have no right to complain ! 👺
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User avatar level 2 ArtoriaOfAlbion · 7 hr. ago A year later…
Da Vinci, eyes twitching: Did. You. Have. To. Knock. Up. Nearly. All. Of. The. Tam Lin. And Mash. And Britomart. And Artoria Avalon?!
Gudao, backing away towards the aforementioned women who were each holding a baby in their arms: Would you believe me if I said they were all accidents?
Da Vinci preparing her Pile Bunker: No. No I do not.
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User avatar level 3 Amaegith · 6 hr. ago
insert flair text here Gudao: Do you realize what would happen if I only knocked up one of them?
Da Vinci: ….fair play.
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User avatar level 3 Hp22h · 5 hr. ago Batter Up! Turns out condoms can't survive the… intensity
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User avatar level 1 Noximilien05 · 8 hr. ago Goetia : Truly the disciple of my creator… so tell me Ritsuka, why won’t you fuck my (adoptive) sister ?
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User avatar level 2 Bashin-kun · 8 hr. ago Goetia Redfield?
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User avatar level 2 ExuDeku · 6 hr. ago LAST MASTER OF HUMANITY, FUCK MY (adoptive) SISTER TO CONTINUE THE Redfield ARCHAMAN BLOODLINE
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User avatar level 2 Felab_ · 7 hr. ago Wait, I forgor, who is this sister ?
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User avatar level 3 Noximilien05 · 6 hr. ago · edited 6 hr. ago Mash
I mean… Goetia is King Solomon’s creation and Romani is basically the closest thing Mash had for a dad.
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User avatar level 4 WatanabeYunosuke · 6 hr. ago Which is ironic since Galahad and Lancelot are also connected to King Solomon.
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User avatar level 5 Random-Talking-Mug · 5 hr. ago wait what? how?
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User avatar level 6 MHyde5 · 4 hr. ago In legend Galahad's sword is David's sword, because David is Galahad's ancestor. The rest is proxy.
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User avatar level 2 Hp22h · 5 hr. ago Batter Up! …Best for last?
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User avatar level 1 Suru_LovesHentai OP · 9 hr. ago Thanks to Clinick Case for the Commission and this is a part 2 of Gudao x Sion
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User avatar level 2 -MANGA- · 4 hr. ago :Emiya: :Lambda: Yeah, he has an account here, you can prolly just ping it, right?
/u/ clinikcase
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User avatar level 2 Shadow_3010 · 4 hr. ago Thanks man. Thank you! T_T
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User avatar level 1 Percussion17 · 8 hr. ago Olga Marie, give me strength Fujimaru "Not even Alaya could pull me out" Ritsuka strikes again
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User avatar level 2 warrioroftron · 6 hr. ago Even Excalibur blushes at my grip
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User avatar level 3 Suru_LovesHentai OP · 6 hr. ago Ritsuka is slaying with his Excalibur
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User avatar level 1 Informal-Recipe · 8 hr. ago Whose's the baby in the ceiling?
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User avatar level 2 GM900 · 8 hr. ago Sion and Ritsuka’s first born.
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User avatar level 3 Hp22h · 5 hr. ago Batter Up! With a second in her arms already? Damn, he works quick.
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User avatar level 4 GM900 · 4 hr. ago And two half siblings.
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User avatar level 2 fimmCH98 · 8 hr. ago His and Sion first baby from the previous picture
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User avatar level 2 ShriekingSkull · 2 hr. ago
The gacha laughs as I fail impressed whistle sound effect
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User avatar level 1 ElectricLuxray · 8 hr. ago :medjed: I've said it before, I'll say it again
That man has NO pullout game. He is literally PARKED.
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User avatar level 2 Ryutei · 8 hr. ago You're wrong. He has a god-like pullout game. It's just that the god in question is Zeus.
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User avatar level 3 Loud_Surround5112 · 7 hr. ago Zeus couldn’t pullout with a foot powered car.
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User avatar level 4 Fadriii · 5 hr. ago What in the Yabadaba-doo is a foot powered car?
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User avatar level 5 widdelbandito · 3 hr. ago Foot Border.
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User avatar level 1 GM900 · 8 hr. ago · edited 7 hr. ago MomVinci: Loly me I trusted you to keep that boy in check!!!
LolyVinci: It’s your fault you didn’t had more backup plans in place, now I having to deal with this mess!!!!
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User avatar level 1 Proto-Omega · 8 hr. ago
:Tiamat: FREEDOM! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Look, at this point, it's Da Vinci's fault.
You know what he's capable of. Lock him in a room or something. Or make an invention that'll prevent this from happening. Come on, it was you who said that you can just throw him at eldritch threats because he'll end up winning them over with his charm; what did you think would happen with humans!?
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User avatar level 2 SirCaliber · 7 hr. ago Invention to keep this from happening.
So a Chastity Belt?
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User avatar level 3 Proto-Omega · 6 hr. ago
:Tiamat: FREEDOM! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Clearly a regular Chastity Belt isn't enough, or this situation would have been resolved by now. They need Da Vinci tech Chastity Belts.
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User avatar level 4 SirCaliber · 6 hr. ago I've got just the thing.
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User avatar level 3 EDNivek · 4 hr. ago
SQ Freeze until Beserker Musashi Wasn't that mash's job?
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User avatar level 1 Raiduo · 8 hr. ago
:Tiamat: Ocean Mama! Take me home… Think of it as a back-up plan to restore humanity just in case the bleaching can't be undone, Lolinci.
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User avatar level 2 Hp22h · 5 hr. ago Batter Up! Going to give Noah a run for their money…
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User avatar level 1 RonaldVexdian · 8 hr. ago Gudao has the Genghis Khan mindsent, bro will spread his seed to every female in Chaldea.
Also hilarious that Nemo is doing the Tail’s gets trolled face.
Ibuki literally offered Ritsuka a marriage where they would be the progenitors of a new world and rewrite the blank surface with their children in her summer event
LOL......Uh, i suppose the servants(female) were first, otherwise Gudao wouldn't had been allowed to walk free until they are.
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User avatar level 1 Ill-Cardiologist-585 · 7 hr. ago rapee they need to like get a cage on him or something 😭
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User avatar level 2 Might-Mediocre · 6 hr. ago Down for the Cielussy You know it’s bad when even you say this
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User avatar level 2 RadiReturnsOnceAgain · 5 hr. ago Living example of Sunk Cost Fallacy Just neuter em and be done with it
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User avatar level 1 KingofGrapes7 · 7 hr. ago Nemo realizing this not an ankoman reality and its Ritsuka getting all the game.
Not pregnancy related but you kinda have to assume Chaldea is a fuck shack given the high stress situations they are always in. You really telling me that none of the female staff wants to fuck Cu or Fergus? Or that the guys don't have private time whenever Boudica walks past them? Some Servants like Medb flat out don't care about normies, sure. But there probably have to be at least a couple staff/Servant flings going on.
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User avatar level 2 ButzK OP · 7 hr. ago · edited 6 hr. ago Was always thinking that too, with the amount of Servants that canonically had tons of sex when they were alive, there's no way that they stopped doing that just because they're in Chaldea. No way Cu Chulainn, the guy who canonically banged 20+ women of all origins including Scathach, her sister and her daughter doesn't have his own little club of girls fawning over him.
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User avatar level 2 Cerebral_Kortix · 6 hr. ago Shirou's One and Only Lorewise, Fergus and Medb at the least are getting some since Fergus has extra keys at the ready to give to anyone at a moment's notice (including men, by the way. Based Fergus) and Medb is… you know.
Melusine is also a Playgirl though only because she's evil and takes joy in the act of heartbreaking due to considering John Grandorder her one true love (whether he agrees or even likes her or not).
EMIYA and Caesar are also implied to get some, though in EMIYA's case it's outside Chaldea with I guess Event Singularity humans since they fade out of existence and he prefers it no strings attached (plus he's heavily traumatized and seems to go out of his way to avoid Sabers, which considering Chaldea is full of them, makes sense he'd leave the whole place.) In Caesar's case, it's implied to be Cleopatra.
Both Merlin and Oberon are also implied to bang, but Oberon's is in fae Britain so it might have just been part of his plan to seem normal, and for Merlin it's seen in Babylonia and nowhere else.
That's as far as it goes from what I can tell.
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User avatar level 3 XxX_TaKuJiLuVr_XxX · 6 hr. ago I am 100000000% convinced that Oberon is a total virgin too disgusted to actually have sex with anybody, and only pretended to have more game than anyone else in Fae Britain for the sake of the act-- He just never actually went through with it, because that'd make him seem too easy and ruin the effect, right?
and anyhow he quickly found out what the ladies of the kingdom really go wild over: balloon art
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User avatar level 3 Ill-Cardiologist-585 · 6 hr. ago rapee holy shit fergus bi king??
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User avatar level 3 Megamage854 · 3 hr. ago Merlin is half Incubus, of course he fucks. The emotions he gets during sex are probably his most common source of emotion.
Though I get the feeling his favored emotion to eat is rage. Just a feeling I get.
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User avatar level 2 Ill-Cardiologist-585 · 6 hr. ago rapee if i worked there i'd be banging like over half of all the servants
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User avatar level 2 NeonNKnightrider · 5 hr. ago Shiroutard Ankoman is actually correct, Astolfo is one of those ‘canonical fuck god’ characters. He fucked a thousand married woman in his original legend
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User avatar level 3 Cerebral_Kortix · 4 hr. ago Shirou's One and Only Partially correct. He's a sex god, but he also isn't a bro code violator.
The reason he goes on his sex train trip in the first place is more to get his friend laid after his heart is broken from his wife cheating on him (kind of ironic that he shows up in NTR doujins considering that) to try to get him to forget about it, and it's implied Astolfo was basically doing it as an uber wingman or threesome style.
It's essentially just Astolfo saying "look, man, all these women cheat too. It's bad it happened to you but you gotta move on. Shit happens."
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Left-most one is Sion (Spoilers for end of Lostbelt 2 or start of Lostbelt 3, I don't remember exactly)
Middle one should be Sylvia (Spoilers for Prologue to Lostbelt)
Right one is Elron (Spoiler for future story chapters that has not been released in NA yet, I think, I didn't want to look too much into it since I also don't want to spoil myself)