#clivespiration

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Ah, yes, it's Pride Month again, students!

Remember to... er... take gay classes? Hunt for gay treasure?

Hm. Perhaps I cannot pull this "meme" off well...

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Looking to “up” your texting game? Here’s some fun Naranja-Uva acronyms!

“LOL”: Loving Orange life! (It’s a shame nobody uses “LGL” as well!)

“BRB”: Bring reading back!

“LMA0”: Let’s miss Area Zero. (It’s in the Student Handbook!)

“WTF”: Watch this Fuecoco!

“WTH”: We’re treasure hunting!

“LFG”: Leaving; Fleeing Geeta 😱

“FFS”: Feed fluffy Sprigatito!

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Your periodical reminder that Paldea is… a bit weird! Probably due to that darn crater.

Do not be alarmed if you find yourself or your Pokémon on uncertain terms with the ground! Or… maybe that’s a bit of a “bonkers” ask.

Know that it is not unusual to be a little bit inside of the ground here sometimes! And then suddenly back outside. Our fields are quite… muddy. Yes, that’s it. So muddy you’ll fall through them sometimes! And wind up back on the ground again. …Just don’t ask.

Moreover, if you happen to “peep” Pokémon suddenly popping into existence 3 feet in front of you, just consider it… the miracle of creation. After all, back in the day, they just used to leap out of the grass. How different is thin air?

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Good evening, students!

While I understand it is a “TinkaTok” trend going around, we would like to remind you that it is dangerous to “bonk” others over the head with a Tinkaton’s hammer! Yes, even lightly! Those mallets are “mad heavy”!

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Say, students, help me out with something. …How do I make Quaxly more “hip”?

Every year, students quite readily pick through our newly-raised population of Sprigatito and Fuecoco, but I find Quaxly “stocks” are often lagging behind…

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Heya students! Some updates in week 2 for ya!

- Please, please silence your Rotom phones in class. You all have wonderful ringtones with all of the hippest new music! Your teachers do not need to hear it during class. Also, we would appreciate your phones not flying out of your bag with every text! Thanks!

- During the time between class periods, please avoid having all non-service, non-student Pokémon out and about! It crowds the hallways so much more, even if your Espathra is the star of the show.

- What is “brat”? Asking for a friend.

- Our club fair is coming up soon! If you’re looking to start a new club, now’s the time! Come see the Director to start an application!

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Heya students! Need a break from midterm studying? Or should I say… a bread?

We’ve got therapy Fidough in the courtyard every day this upcoming week! Don’t be sour(dough) you missed it!! Baguette the support you need today! 🥖🍞🥖

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Hello, fellow students—I have a question. What Pokémon are “girlboss”? I have been asked to moderate a “girlboss Pokémon tournament” for several students and could use some clarity on the issue.

My mind immediately drifts to a Pokémon such as Tinkaton, but are not all girls capable of being bosses? Thanks for your help. 😁