Some CloBie ☁️🎸 headcanons because it is that serious & I'm bored
Disclaimer: This is Advent Children!Cloud x Hobie. Also Hobie has 6 mins of screentime so a lot of my hcs for him are from large amounts of projecting mixed with my own personal interpretation of his punkness and personality and aren't based off canon/official sources. (I won't mind if you pretend they are thoughhh~ 🥰
A/n: i'm ngl i'm half asleep writing this but they give me serotonin and i need more immediately. Subject to editing I think...
Cloud & Hobie:
Both got enhanced physical abilities (Notably super strength. im so #normal about it)
Both fought government corruption/actively fighting against it
"Did your evil guy also try to destroy the planet?" "Part of the multiverse, but yeah"
Both contribute to their communities for a good cause (Cloud to Edge, Hobie to London)
Operate on emotional survival mode 99.99% of the time
Have iconic gravity defying hair silhouettes
Bottle shit up constantly (#angst but they'd cry it out together trust me bro)
Suck at taking care of themselves. But it cancels out because they're better at taking care of each other instead
Would lean on each other 😼 (literally and figuratively cuz height diff)
would share a shitty single mattress bed and sleep plastered together
Would kiss over an ale and feel warm and fuzzy the day after (secret morale boost hack)
Not a hc but they lowkey remind me of Crisis Core!Zakkura 🥺
Make me cry
Hobie:
would fangirl over Cloud's Fusion Sword (it is so fucking cool oh my god he would freak out over the inner workings and engineering of that goddamn thing)
Would make Cloud a web shooter and have an awesome time cackling his ass off as the other man learns how to use it
Would get along wonderfully with Barret holy shit. He would approve of their union so fast
Would help around Edge in general
Would've joined AVALANCHE in a heartbeat
Cloud:
Would show off his Materia spellcasting skills to impress Hobie
Would take Hobie Choco-back riding
Would def treat Hobie like a resting wall and rest his head on his chest... ugh *cryîngs in the club*
Would ask about all the decorations on Hobie's guitar and listen to him play forever if he could
Could genuinely doze off to the sound of Hobie's voice even though it simultaneously breathes life into him