#cloctorxrose

[thevalleyisjolly]

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They do such a good job. That’s why we dumped all their tea in the harbor.

Why, were you trying to turn your fish British?

[thevalleyisjolly]

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When the McDonald’s Republic and United Provinces of Moose anthems are sung together, it causes a vortex powerful enough to swallow the entire galaxy.

That's when we reluctantly call in the parents and get Kingdom of Tea and Ridiculously Attractive Actors to sort everything out.

[thevalleyisjolly]

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[hardcore electric guitar solo] FREEDOOOOOOOOOOM [drums kick in] AND OBESITYYYYYYYYYYY [wild sythesizer chords] FOR ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

And now, ladies and gentlemen, please stand for the singing of the McDonalds national anthem.

[thevalleyisjolly]

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Brings a tear to your eye. Such a beautiful song.

And so representative of the United Provinces of Moose!  If only the country of McDonalds had such a good anthem...

[thevalleyisjolly]

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All hail the United Provinces of Moose

And now, for the singing of the national anthem:

I love you, you love me, we're a happy family!  With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?

[thevalleyisjolly]

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Canadians that’s who

Please, we know better.  You don't drink it all, you make some of it into candy, put some of it on pancakes, make some of it into sugar, and drink the rest!

[thevalleyisjolly]

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NOT IF YOU DRINK A LITRE OF IT

Who drinks a litre of maple syrup?

[thevalleyisjolly]

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MAPLE SYRUP’S GOT NOTHING ON A BIG MAC

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S GOT LESS CALORIES