Mar 5
(FAKE AND PADDED)
Wished for a bigger ass and suddenly couldn't squeeze my way through the door~ 😵💫
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(FAKE AND PADDED)
Wished for a bigger ass and suddenly couldn't squeeze my way through the door~ 😵💫
Photo-only version of the suit from this post.
The dangers of sitting on your ass eating junk food all day.
goofing off and messing around with stuffing your clothes, but when you take it all off you're suddenly somehow that size for real
Last night I achieved a partial goal, in that I got briefly stuck in the doorway with my arms at my sides!!!
In honor of the anon from the other day and also bc it's another holiday, I've got more sweater/button-up pics 😉
I only own the one sweater, I'll have to get a second one in a larger size. Also the button-up is a 4X and STILL too tight 😅
So I did do some productive stuff and then I donned the giant pad. I didn't take measurements but the jeans are a 54" waist and the shirt is a 5XL.
Please excuse my cluttered-ass apartment. One of these days I will either un-clutter it or I'll have the skill/patience to blur out the background.
🎶 I woke up like this 🎶