Sephiroth x Cloud x Tifa polycule where Tifa hears the weird romance shit Sephiroth is spewing and is like "hell no" and starts third wheeling all their battles. Cloud is against this at first but somehow Tifa always manages to track him down during Sephiroth fights (Aerith helps bc she thinks this is funny as shit) and joins in. Sephiroth too is against this but seeing Tifa's gumption and ability to stay alive she is impressed a bit.
She starts flirting with Tifa to mess with her. Tifa calls her bluff. They end up making out. Cloud is horrified. Somehow they end up dating. Cloud now has two girlfriends. This does stop Sephiroth's mass murder plans for a bit (Tifa learns positive reinforcement works WONDERS on Seph).
Jenova is so confused













