A.n.: My friend and I are currently helping out in a huge project and we’re both immensely tired and stressed out. When we took a break, I showed some characters to her (she doesn’t play Genshin) as a little game and her reactions were fun so I thought I’d share it here.
Under the cut:)
Sangonomiya Kokomi
Her: Wow! A dolphin!
Me: I mean... you’re not far off.
Scaramouche
Her: He looks strong.
Me: What? (It was a fanart, in her defense) What! No, not at all, rather the opposite. The highlight of his personality is that he’s so short and his power doesn’t come from his muscles.
Her: Then where does it come from?
Me: He has electro powers.
Her: So he like zippity-zaps people?
Me: That’s... rather a weird way to put it but I can’t say you’re wrong.
Zhongli
Me: *squawking*
Her: *confused* Ye, he’s... cool.
Me: That’s it?! You aren’t gonna faint?!
Her: His eyes look evil. And what’s that thing on his head? Is he a raindeer?
Me: ...He’s a god.
Her: Oh.
Me: *proceeds to explain his entire story in a single breath* ...and then it turned out he was fooling everyone and knew where was the gnosis all along!
Her: Wow. He’s really sly. I’m a bit scared.
Childe
Her: Is this the stupid guy who paid for everything?
Me: Yes, good guess!
Her: I figured. He looks exactly like a person like that.
Ningguang
Her: She’s evil.
Me: No, she isn’t! She’s...
Her: Evil. Look at her claws.
Me: Those are a part of her gloves.
Her: Oh.
Me: She’s not evil, just rich.
Her: So evil too then.
Kamisato Ayaka
Her: Ooh, I like her. She is reserved but lovely.
Me: ...That’s her entire personality.
Her: *sees a fanart of Ayaka holding a fan* That! I love that! I bet everyone loves her too.
Yoimiya
Her: Like a fairy in a... fairy world?
Me: What?
Her: What? She looks cute. And clever.
Me: Uhum, and what do you think about her sparkler?
Her: Sparkler? I thought that was a wand in her hand.
Me: No, she makes fireworks.
Her: Oh, I get it. I’d be her friend!
Kaeya
Her: Wow, his blue hair is cool! But I don’t really like him.
Me: And why is that?
Her: He must be funny but I think a little mean too.
Me: Do you fancy a little grape juice?
Her: I do.
Me: Then he probably won’t like you either.
Her: That’s no good. But we’ll just ignore each other.
Diluc
Me: Do you think he’s a good person?
Her: I think so. He seems phlegmatic but also soft-hearted if that make sense.
