#clown activities

[xhekajfiles]

​locker rooms getting ripped apart… meanwhile the Canadiens:

[tismlizardposting]

I remember in high school where they would make us write these fuckass resumes that neither exemplified what employers look for in the reality we live in, nor properly captured ones skillset.

There is no way these people would be able to comprehend that these are some of the ways I pay my rent and bills:

- selling leashes and carabiners at the lesbian sex party

- voice acting as a gnome getting crushed to death and begging for his life

- legitimately dressing like a clown

- playing jazz in the goth club... After handing out 50 party blowers so said goths can join in and play jazz too

- riding a train with eye tracking glasses and complaining about public transport

- putting a staple gun to my face and pulling the trigger

I live a clown life. Haven't written a resume in like 6 years and I don't even know how to anymore I am not gonna lie.

My credentials are play melodica and keytar, make kink gear and shove recorder up my nose.

[icameheretowinry]

oh look nikki is drawing again after three years

[nikidanger]

Drake's record label files motion to dismiss his lawsuit over Kendrick Lamar's 'Not Like Us'

Universal Music Group said in a court filing that Drake “lost a rap battle that he provoked and in which he willingly participated.”

🤣🤣🤣

[jigencaps]

[preciouspatriots]

not some kid uncovering matt patricia’s burner account on twitter ABSJSKDKDK it’s just full of self-praise, i’m howling

[a-realproblem]

if kato can’t go to the party and we do get a party clip that means that we may get a clip from another pov

[ree-duh]

People who stan John Lennon should be legally obligated to write Julian Lennon an apology note (and Yoko and Sean depending on how hard they Stan)

People Stan John Lennon......