#clownzcl

[k4ndall]

@clownzcl

Kendall hadn’t wanted to come to this night club in Gotham City, but one of his friends had been very persuasive. So, he sat in the darkness, watched the people come and go, and listened to the music as it came over the speakers. It was a raucous with a lot of drinking and other things that he didn’t have a taste for anymore. Still, it was better than some of the seedier joints that he had frequented in the past.

He took a drink of his non-alcoholic cocktail and turned to a woman nearby. “Do you think this place lets people leave at a reasonable hour to go home?” he asked. “Or, like, are we all prisoners here until four in the morning?”  

[malka-lisitsa]

"Wanna bake Christmas cookies an' get drunk on Egg Nog?"

"Do I look, like the christmas cookie type? Like can you seriously imagine me putting anything but a person who has pissed me off, in an oven?"

"I will take hot chocolate thats eighty percent kalua. Thanks. You can put red and green sprinkles on it if you absolutely have to."

[chaoticjoke]

"Ya ever kill a bug and wonder if it's a mama bug's child and she's sittin' up waitin for him to come home? But he's dead???"

"Well...."

"...It's a harsh world."

[chaoticjoke]

★

Send me a ★ and I’ll bold what applies to your muse.

I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you (sometimes) / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging ;);) / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope KNOW I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you (jk I DO) / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else

[chaoticjoke]

"So I heard this horror movie Serbian Film is really fucked up. We should watch it!"

“NOpe-ah. Not interested.” He replies idly. “After watching uh, Barbie? I’ve seen it all.”

[chaoticjoke]

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send me a ‘dibs’ if you are ridiculously attached to me as an rp partner

"Ahhh, stop it, will ya? You're ruinin' the hair. uGH. Happy now?"

[chaoticjoke]

"I thought we could binge the Saw series in propeh ordeh!"

"Sounds like a plan." Joker drawls in approval. "Only on two conditions, though." He raises an index finger, making a point. "One: I make you eat while we watch, and two: we recreate some scenes later. You'll be Amanda. Deal?"

[ravagercherri]

@clownzcl ( hit that heart for a thing )

' it probably ain't too hard to steal. ' she says to herself , mostly anyway , as she stares into the deli from across the street. She hadn't had much luck lately, the colder weather meant her body decided it was high time to get weaker ( for whatever reason. ) She could have been at home ( her real home ) in probably the most expensive clothing and the most comfortable bed , but then , she wouldn't really truly be free , would she?

Cherri sinks forward , palms of her hands on her cheek while she stares longingly at the food being prepped in the window. " Terra ain't everything Quill says it is. "

( accepting for mutuals only! )