#clueless (off)

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I can’t believe Clueless was just the world’s worst Punk’d revival

[whatisthisnonsense]

...SIKE THE THIRD

This is the worst episode of Jackass ever

WE WERE SAD OVER YOU YOU ABSOLUTE BUTTMUNCH

Did you assholes get us stuck in the void over a prank, is that what you’re telling me. 

Why. Why are you like this.

[insert violence noises]

[whatisthisnonsense]

I hope so, Charlotte. I really do...

[whatisthisnonsense]

So this is a Resident Evil/System Shock crossover is what you’re telling me

“Not now, oh GOD, The Batter will see me like this and he could be alarmed--!”

Oh...oh, Zacharie...

UH WE’LL EXPLAIN LATER JUDGE

[whatisthisnonsense]

And then you just Auto until it finally fucking ends like jfc

[whatisthisnonsense]

He kinda does tho, but you only have so much time and resources for a fangame so fair enough

PROVING SHE IS BEST GIRL, CHARLOTTE FIGURED IT OUT see yeah he’s not just garbled horrible, he’s actually trying to say something. Ad infinitum, admittedly, but good golly gosh what could it be? (”Not now, oh God, the Batter will see me like this and he could be alarmed”, is what it is, which is entirely fair given a normal Batter would smite him on sight) (Luckily we are Dead Batter who may or may not be the Puppeteer possessing a corpse. Hit it Juby!)

Also, more guilt tripping! Yay

[whatisthisnonsense]

Theory not only completely unrescinded that Dead Batter is possessed by the Puppeteer, but REINSTATED due to freaking out SUPER HARD

Also same

[whatisthisnonsense]

Shhhh baby you’ll jinx mama

Which is the way it should STAY stop jinxing us guys

FINALLY some sense, okay let’s make like a tree and RUN FOR OUR FUCKING LIVES