Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: Chapter 9
by coffeegleek
Summary: Carole’s a cop. Kurt has a secret, but he’s not the only one. That’s how it started out. Now it has more plot and a joyous ending. :D
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Chapter 9: Hummel Tires & Lube
Chapter Summary: The Hummel men are excellent at fixing cars
AN: I make no apologies for this chapter
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“So you just join this hose to this connector, tighten the clamp, and you’re good to go. Got that, Blaine? I don’t know how this hose fell off in the first place. It almost looks like it was yanked off.”
“Uh huh.” Blaine gulped for a breath in order to reply. He had no idea what Kurt had just done to his car. All he knew was that he desperately wanted and needed more of it. “Do you think you could look for more loose hoses? I thought I saw one deeper in the engine assembly thing.”
“No problem. At Hummel Tires & Lube, we like our customers to be happy and satisfied with their service.” With a knowing smile, Kurt leaned further into Blaine’s Prius, grateful that he’d tailored his coveralls for a more snug fit, and not minding for once that he was covered in smears of grease.
“Just a little more...and there. Your fluids are all topped off, Officer Hudson. You’re good to go.”
“Can you check the wires? From the way the engine has been acting, I’m sure there’s a wire loose. Maybe a spark plug?”
Burt turned his head so he could see his girlfriend better from where he was leaning on the frame of her squad car, the hood still open. “Modern plugs are different and the ones on this model are meant to last a long time.”
“Are you certain? It is a police vehicle, not just any old car. It gets a lot of use on these wily streets of Lima.”
“Then it’s a good thing there are officers of the law to protect us citizens. I’ll check your plugs just to be sure.” Burt refused to deny this beautiful strong woman anything she wanted.
“It’s a good thing there are mechanics like you to keep engines running.” Carole bit her lip as Burt returned to focusing on the engine, his coveralls tightening across his gorgeous ass. If she wasn’t in uniform and if there weren’t other people around, she would have grabbed it. For now, all she could do was appreciate the view.
Finn walked into the shop through an open bay door. His mom had said to meet her here after practice and then they’d all go over to Breadstix together. Which was good because he was hungry. When he finally spotted his mom, Burt, Kurt, and Blaine, he was confused. They were talking to each other like he heard in one of the pornos he’d watched. Did the lube in her new boyfriend’s garage mean something else? Was it really a front for some kind of sex shop? He was going to have to ask his mom sometime because he wasn’t sure that cops were allowed to date sex workers.
Not sure what to do, but knowing how uncomfortable it was when your balls got tight and the sex you were having got interrupted so you weren’t allowed to come even though you really, really wanted to, he went to the waiting room and pulled out his phone. There was a new level of Angry Birds he wanted to beat and he had no problem wasting some time that way. Kurt and Blaine were cool dudes and he didn’t want to ruin their fun. Burt was cool too, but there was no way he wanted to think about old people sex and definitely not when it involved his mom.