#clueless steve

[idkimtiredanddumb]

95% of all the steddie fics I've read (and I've read Every. Single. One. on ao3) have Steve being a completely clueless bisexual who assumes that because he likes girls he can't like boys while being completely obsessed with Eddie and I agree 

[itsagentromanoff]

Steve: Tony and I have been sending each other some pretty dirty texts.

Natasha: Come to the professor. Let me see.

Steve: He says, “Can’t stop thinking about what you’re gonna wear tonight.” How do I respond?

Natasha: With a simple… “Or not wear.”

Steve: Okay.

Natasha: Okay?

Steve: “Or not wear because sex happens naked.” Send.

Natasha: Okay, let me help you with that. “Just kidding. Get ready for a night you will never forget.” Okay?

Steve: “Because once you see my body, you will go brain-dead and have memory loss.” Send. Oh, no! Autocorrect changed “body” to “meat bar.”

[idkimtiredanddumb]

Someone tell Steve that telling a man not to be cute isn’t very heterosexual of him