Tiny Tony

Non Avengers Quotes | #TeamTonyStark

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Tony: What’s your poison?

Loki: Oh, emotionally unavailable men. [Tony glares] Let’s see, uh… I want something that suits my mood.

Tony: Ooh, I’m sorry, we’re all out of liquid evil.

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Steve: Sometimes I think you're too good for me.

Tony: Don't be silly, I'm definitely too good for you.

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Natasha: What's the matter with you. Do you ever think before you speak?

Tony: No, that would take all the fun out of it.

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Tony: I miss Bucky.

Peter: I know.

Tony: I had a dream about him the other night.

Peter: [intrigued] Really? Dirty?

Tony: No. Absolutely not. And when you're 31, I'll tell you the real answer.

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Tony: How is this BDSM?

Bucky: I'm restraining you, aren't I? This is bondage and domination.

Tony: No, this is snuggling.

Bucky: [holding Tony tighter] Shut up, snuggleslut.

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The world has forgotten Peter Parker, but he hasn’t forgotten them.

#SpiderManBrandNewDay - in theatres July 31.

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Bucky: [about Steve's relationship with Tony] Yeah, but, Stevie — do you really want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase "That's not how your dad used to do it"?

Steve: [indicating each of the team] Fine! Judge all you want to, but [to Sam] married a lesbian, [to Natasha] left a man at the altar, [to Wanda] fell in love with a robot, [to Thor] threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, [to Clint] lives in a box!

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Bucky: [about Tony and Steve] They haven't seen each other because of the night shift. They just need to bone.

Peter: What? Gross! Bucky, those are our dads!

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Steve: If someone broke into your apartment and you weren't heroes, wouldn't you be scared?

Tony: Yes.

Bucky: Depends. How many guns do I still have hidden?

Steve: None.

Bucky: Do I still have my knife? Nunchucks? Axe?

Steve: It was a hypothetical question.

Bucky: I know, but I want to play it out. Do I still have my throwing stars?

Tony: This has taken a strange turn.

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Emily Blunt and Stanley Tucci at the Hollywood Walk of Fame!

Emily and Stanley were joined by their spouses John Krasinski and Felicity Blunt along with speakers including Meryl Streep, Robert Downey Jr., Dwayne Johnson, and Matt Damon.

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[Tony answers the door and is surprised to see Steve]

Steve: I got steak and I bought a really good red, and a salad, and I'm gonna cook for you.

Tony: [sighs] Cap, I have a boyfriend.

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[Steve proposes to Tony in front of the team]

Tony: Oh Steve, of course I'll marry you.

Bucky: Oh, great. Three in a bed.

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Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans at CinemaCon for Avengers: Doomsday

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Things get hilariously tense between Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. at #CinemaCon over the former Avenger's return to the MCU as supervillain Doctor Doom.

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Tony: For once I would like to be fucked by something other life!

Bucky: [pops up behind Tony] Well hello there!