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Walks into the kitchen door again: bounces back with built in airbags
Fucked up my knee today, classic me. It’s a bit cut up but the only issue is it’s on the knee that was already busted up from my childhood so it hurts like a bitch.
I went to the gym for body balance tonight. I have never been so uncoordinated. Clumsy ass.
New Olympic Sport! "Don't Fall"
I call for a new sport to emerge, Don’t Fall.
For all the people in this world who are not athletes and even have trouble walking. A series of common obstacles that cause people to trip, but only the talented who can remain standing move on to the next round.
Example: While wearing sweatpants extending a foot past my feet, I tripped over my laptop cord, a pillow, and still didn’t spill my coffee. I expect my Olympic Gold to be sent via express mail within the week.
Gah got elbowed in my ear last night accidentally, and my new (5 weeks old ish) conch punch has been bleeding :( This means I can't get my other ear done for a while now as I can't sleep on my right ear. Bums!
I literally have nothing to do except wait for new Glee.
I have an awesome life right now.
I should inflict painful head injuries, therefore incapacitating myself from attending university, more often.