#clumsys quotes

[itsaboutbee]

*while Rogue is staying with the ninja*

Nya: Hey Jay *kisses Jay on the forehead*

Jay: Errr he-

Cole: Hey nerd *kisses Jay on the forehead*

Jay: Hel-

Zane: Hello love *kisses Jay on the forehead*

Jay: What the he-

Kai: Good morning you little shit *kisses Jay on the forehead*

Jay: *backs away from the coffee machine* THAT'S IT! I SWEAR IF ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DOES THAT AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD-

[itsaboutbee]

Rogue: *on the phone* I'm gonna put you guys on speaker for a second while I clean up the blood real quick.

Nya: What blood?

Rogue: Oh, no, don't worry about it, it's mine.

Nya: WhaT BLOOD??

Rogue: Sorry, I have to go get another roll of paper towels. I already used the whole first roll.

Nya: How much blood is there??

Rogue: Enough.

Cole: Enough blood for you to be alive in the morning or enough for an evil oni ritual?

Cole: Rogue?

Cole: Jay?

Cole: JAY!

[itsaboutbee]

Cole: Our space heater died.

Lloyd: Kais dead??????

[itsaboutbee]

Lloyd: How do people stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I've been exhausted ever since.

Garmadon: You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want revenge on existence itself.

Wu:

The rest of the ninja: *furiously taking notes*

[itsaboutbee]

Sora: Why is there a pile of blanket on the couch?

Kai: That's Lloyd. He's had a long day.

Sora: ...is he okay?

Lloyd: *muffled from inside the blanket cocoon* No.

Nya: *patting the blanket* He just needs time.

[itsaboutbee]

Sora: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody.

Lloyd: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight that's between you and grandpa.

Arin: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?!?

[itsaboutbee]

Kai: *pats his own shoulder*

Kai: Its gonna be okay dumb bitch

[itsaboutbee]

Arrakore: You have 17 wishes.

Rogue: Isn't it normally 3?

Arrakore: Yeah but, *gestures vaguely to Rogue* lots of issues here