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favourite number?

guess

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the funny thing is prim rouge also picks up mangey tails like a kitten after he attacks sonic

One thing about tails that's consistent throughout all the parallel universes is that he's got a convenient carrying handle on the back of his neck...APPARENTLY.

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Explain the plot of my fic to me I want your hot take

uhhhh you know I wasn't expecting to be asked to follow through on that thing I said when I said it and especially not by the president of huntlow nation herself but never the less, here goes:

I guess it's set after ASIAS right? Hunter has already met Willow and the others but his ass is still firmly planted in the emp's coven, it's that specific time window between ASIAS and Hollow Mind, that part I'm pretty confident about.

So the plot is that Hunter's on the job full GG uniform on, sigma grindset activated, got no time to think about pretty girls as he's tasked with carrying some sort of heavy sack thing...? Probably some poor witch's dead body stuffed in there, Belos always seems to have lots of those laying around for some reason idk, it's The Titan's will that you help me hide the body... *places hand on shoulder* Hunter.

Okay right so there he goes, the sack over his shoulder, almost drowning in the 50/50 mixture of his own sweat and tears that has condensed in the narrow space between his face and the mask. All of a sudden, here comes Willow park. She noticed him from a distance and went like oh that's my favorite flyboy bestie hunter caleb bloodtitties from the massive cunts conven haiiiiiiiiii hunter HAIIIIII ^^ :333 But she didn't actually say that, she only thought that and instead what she did was apparently approaching him and gently stepping on his foot which somehow made his mask open upwards kinda like those trash containers with a foot pedal right? AND THEN, finally, she says that one famous line "There you are Hunter" which makes him blush so hard, the sweat+tears liquid I mentioned 3 sentences ago evaporates instantly. I don't know what happens after that line, probably nothing important, but I guess she offers to help him carry the sack to whatever its final destination was supposed to be and Hunter's like speechless throughout most of is because he's can't help but be impressed with Willow being able to carry it effortlessly and also he's in love or something?

got about 95% of it right, I recon

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I want u to know you're gremlin son had chemistry with a good robot

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poggers pen :o

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Welcome back, Cluster! Sorry to hear that the b0ts got you; this wave has been relentless lately.

So interesting thinking about how, in a way, the current bot situation on tumblr is a direct consequence of the ongoing twitter fiasco, like an echo, if you will.

Twitter started breaking down, which led to a sizable chunk of users migrating to tumblr, which led to making porn bots more viable for those who create them, which led to an increase in their activity, which led to the support team getting overwhelmed with reports, which led to them offloading some of their work on to an automated moderation system, which led to my law-abiding tumblrina ass getting yeeted tf off for literally no reason lol

My man elon fumbled his twitter takeover so bad, it impacted a different, unrelated site and made it a little bit less usable

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When Stanley came to a set of two cars, he opened one on his right and he kept on slamming his penis in the car's door.

Ah yes, The 'Thmlammed My Penith On The Car Door' ending, a classic!

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Then what's the Demon's Souls of DuckTales

And the Bloodborne of DuckTales

Okay yes so since we established that Astroboyd is, in fact The dark Souls of Ducktales, then based purely off the vibes:

'McMystery at McDuck McManor!' is The Demon's Souls of Ducktales

and 'The First Adventure!' is The Bloodborne of Ducktales

obviously