#cna humor

[fairfowl]

coworker: are you coming back tonight? me: *Big Smile* no!~ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ♥*♡∞:｡.｡⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡.｡༅:*ﾟ:*:✼✿

[sonolucentsoul]

So I'm barricading around myself with pillows in an attempt to make sure I sleep on my back (due to my new navel piercing) and I was like "oh! I can use my CNA skills from positioning patients for this!"

[allstarx92-blog]

Things my resident say

Me: where are you going? Resident: I'm going to heaven do you want to come? Me: (laughing hysterically) um we aren't going to heaven yet bud let's go back to bed. Where do they come up with this shit!!

[ablackgirlnamedkaren]

CHAPTER THREE: THE BREAKING POINT (ALMOST)

Baby… this whole WEEK been disrespectful. I’m talking back-to-back foolishness like life had a personal vendetta against me.Every morning felt like the universe woke up and said: “Lemme go tap Karen shoulder real quick… see if she still got fight in her.” And by Wednesday?I was fighting for my LIFE. THE MORNING FROM HELL I woke up LATE — like late-late — because my raggedy phone died in the…

CHAPTER THREE: THE BREAKING POINT (ALMOST)

[ablackgirlnamedkaren]

CHAPTER TWO: THE INCIDENT

Baby… today had me ready to clock out before I even clocked IN. WHEN YOUR MAMA WAKES YOU UP LIKE A BILL COLLECTOR I opened my eyes and damn near left my body—my mama was standing over me like she rehearsed this. “KAREN!” I jumped so hard my soul almost unzipped. “Ma! Why is you standing over me like you finna steal my dreams?!” “You ain’t get that milk yesterday.” I checked the clock.5:15…

CHAPTER TWO: THE INCIDENT

[ablackgirlnamedkaren]

😴 Graveyard Shift Gone Wrong: I Woke Up to a Patient STARING at Me! 😂

Let me tell y’all something… being a CNA on the graveyard shift ain’t for the weak. It’s that special kind of chaos where the only thing louder than the hallway alarms is your inner voice asking, “Why did I agree to this?” This story right here? Whew. Buckle up. 🛏️ The Setup: Just Me, the Lockdown Unit, and My Sleepy Soul It was one of those nights. I had just clocked in, already tired before…

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[ablackgirlnamedkaren]

You a CNA, Right? So All You Do Is Wipe A**?

Oh, so that’s all you think I do? Bet. Let me educate you real quick. One thing about being a CNA is that people stay trying to play in our face. 🤡 The first thing folks ask when they find out what we do is: “So you just wipe butts all day?” Like…that’s ALL you think we do?!? 😑 Nah, let me tell you what being a CNA is really about because y’all got us ALL the way messed up. I’m a CNA, So…

You a CNA, Right? So All You Do Is Wipe A**?

[banes-somnus-keep]

Resident A: "It was raining pretty hard at the place I was staying last night."

Resident B: "Really? It didn't hear anything here."

Resident A has been living at the facility for nearly 2 years with Resident B, who has really bad hearing loss.