#co:starter

[kasey-matsen]

I feel like I've barely had time to breathe these past couple of days. 

[beckfrayn]

There's nothing better than waking up from a nap that you were trying to use to get rid of a headache only to hear a new Fall Out Boy song dropped. Shit.

[kasey-matsen]

Y'know, some gas stations give free doughnuts and coffee to cops in uniform. Use stereotypes to your advantage people. 

[beckfrayn]

I got maybe like- five hours of sleep last night due to a pounding headache. Anyone have any suggestions as to how to make it go away, without taking meds?

[blossomjaz]

You've got to be kidding me. I reach extra early and Hyrule Warriors is already sold out? Man, Australians are crazy.

[kasey-matsen]

I seriously don't understand how people can be so cruel to animals. Well, I don't really understand unjustified violence in general, but especially animals..

[octavianeil]

Oh! ——— thank the lord and Lily Evans above — pardon me, I'm very sorry for interrupting, but there was a dog right here a few seconds ago, could you perhaps tell me where it went? Or in which direction? 

[beckfrayn]

There comes a moment in life when you look to the person sitting at the table next to you, notice they’re taking a snapchat selfie, and silently judge them. I hope my face looked beautiful enough in that for you.