#coach riko

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[source][in the hallway outside Seirin’s room] Koganei: Okay, I brought a boatload of fish bones with me! Izuki: If you feed it that many, the cat will get a stomachache and have to paws for a catnap! That’s a great one! Koganei: Urgh… Alright, I’ll just give it a few. Riko: Anyway, I wonder why people start using baby talk when they speak to dogs and cats. Koganei: Like, “Is your wittle tummy all full~?” They sure do, don’t they? Riko: Yeah, like, “Isn’t that yummy~? Who’s a good wittle kitty~?” Kuroko: Kagami-kun, are you going to talk like that, too? Kagami: Why would I?! No chance in hell!! Besides, I’ve never seen anybody actually do that before. Riko: Because it’s different when you’re not in public. People use baby talk like that when nobody’s watching. We all know you do it, too, Kagami-kun. Kagami: I told you, I don’t! [in Seirin’s room] Riko: Let’s see. Hyuuga-kun is… Oh, there he is… And the cat’s there with him. [to Hyuuga] Hey, we all came to— Hyuuga: [to the cat] Yesh, little kitty~! Is your tummy rumbling~? Go on and eat ‘til your wittle tummy’s all full~! Is it yummy? Yesh, it’s so yummy—! Oh, goodness, you’re sooo cute! Yes, you are! Meooow! Riko: ………mission abort. [back in the dining hall] Riko: Repeat after me: We were here. The whole time. We saw nothing. Kagami: “We were here. The whole time.” Kuroko: “We saw nothing.” Riko: (This is for the best… It’s better this way!) [Hyuuga returns] Hyuuga: I’m back—! Man, cats are so cute, aren’t they? It wolfed down all the fish bones I took with me. Well, it is an animal, after all. All I did was give it a little handout. Nothing more, nothing less. Riko: Ah…ahahahaha! That’s right—! You were just having a little fun—! Kuroko: …that was a close call. If Hyuuga-senpai were to find out that we saw him… …we just very narrowly avoided losing the captain of the Seirin basketball team. Kagami: So people do change behind closed doors. Cats sure are scary…

kagami's is the funniest guy in the universe. either he genuinely thinks that it's because cats are so phenomenally adorable that even the hardest, most serious people could crumble under their gaze and resort to babying them (a solid possibility), or he's JOKING, and that's HILARIOUS to me omg. kagami's version of baby talk is probably just blushing, smiling, and saying "aw, that's pretty cute......" as well, like i don't think he's CAPABLE of talking about someone's wittle tummy

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@coach-riko liked for a starter

"C-Coach..." Kagami barely managed through his chattering teeth, clutching himself tightly in spite of his heavy jacket and warm beanie. Kagami hated the cold, the memories of LA’s warm and beautiful winters feeling more like an idealistic fantasy at this point. "Y-You've come up with a bunch of crazy shit before, but this one really takes the cake. How’m I supposed to play basketball when I can barely move?!" Kagami protested at having been brought to a frigid ass mountain in the beginning of the New Year for a training camp despite it feeling colder than cold. Training at the beach in the sand during the summer was child’s play in comparison. This was totally something that the coach would think of, though--and Kagami could definitely recall the sight of Hyuuga-senpai's soul nearly escaping his body when he had informed the rest of Seirin’s basketball club of their next training camp destination.

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Serve/Volley!

After the departure of Hyoutei University’s tennis coach, the school began a search for a suitable replacement. The captain of the boy’s tennis team, Atobe Keigo, had the privileged opportunity to weigh in on the candidates. In the end, the selection was of a woman who was his junior, as well as a freshman applicant to Hyoutei. This was a completely unprecedented choice, but her record had been the most outstanding in leading a nationally ranked team while still in high school. Atobe recognized the name, Aida. With her prior success. Atobe would give her the benefit of the doubt despite her age.

The team’s first meeting with their new student-coach was at their first official fall practice. Before she addressed herself to the team, Atobe approached her, offering a handshake.

“Welcome, It’s a pleasure to have you, Aida-san. Your record is very impressive for someone so young.” he said with a warm smile. She was short, but had a strong presence in the room. Atobe hoped she would be a good fit for their team.

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💯 What is my muse’s ideal date?

there’s canon material that says kagami would like to take his date to the beach since he’s good at surfing, but if that doesn’t suffice (ie his date can’t surf or swim or whatever) then just a walk on the beach is fine. i kind of see this as him trying to make a good impression on his date, but kagami’s a really simple guy and i think he’d be happy to do whatever his date wanted to do. or just to spend any time with them at all, even if it’s just going to majiburger or the market or something... of course something basketball-related would be perfect, too.

🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush?michael jordan. lmfao no but... kagami doesn’t keep up with celebrities or television or anything. so no one.

🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know?

no one? but if i had to make an extreme reach, maybe.... aomine.... sparks fly when they’re together and shit, idk :\

💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

always checking to see if you’re alright, reassuring you that he has your back no matter what, always considering your opinions on things, buying things for you, cooking for you, learning to like something he can’t stand for the sake of the other person, asking you to spend the night, etc... kagami’s a damn sap!!

🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome?

definitely not, kagami’s pretty vanilla and he loves his partner way too much to ever process the idea of sharing them. he doesn’t have eyes for anyone else, and he doesn’t want them to have eyes for anyone else, either.

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                       Yaku watches her for several moments as she interacts with her team, then whistles low.  “I heard you could be tough, but I didn’t realize your team was so whipped.” ✯