#coalcouple

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Thank You Ranveer Singh, for inventing Yaoi

(As far as I know) If I had a nickel for everytime he played a Shorter, level-headed character with the "Brains (and Brawn)" who is lowkey gay with a Taller, kinda dumb, loose-canon/emotionally driven character with the "Brawn (and the Personality and the winning smile)", I'd have two nickels. Which isnt a lot, but its Amazing that it happened twice.

Basically, Hamzair and Coalcouple Parallels....

[Alauddin Khilji and Malik Kafur arent here because their dynamic is different, but I still wanted to mention them]

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Rambheem + Varadeva = Coalcouple, basically

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Your Ship doesnt reside in Fanfictions or Fanart or any fan work, no, it resides in your heart.

For as long as you are here, your ship will be too.

So go forth, my friends. Ship to your heart's content. May you carry your ship within you, to your grave.

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POV:

You watch a bollywood movie, even tho its not smthn you often do.

Its Dhurandhar.

Scroll the Dhurandhar tag on tumblr. Find an edit someone made with a cool song.

Find and listen to that song on repeat. Find out which movie its from And watch it.

The song is "Jashn-e-Ishqa" from the movie "Gunday".

Congradulations, you just watched RRR's Beta Version.

New Desi Gay ship acquired.

(Thank You Ranveer Barbie Girl Singh.)

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I'm honestly so surprised that they werent actually already a couple in the movie, because they keep behaving like they are- I went to watch some scenes for a fic I'm writing, and they keep doing it-

They helped me beat writers block 🙌

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Bala x Bikram Scenes from Gunday (2014)

Can someone please tell me WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN!???! LIKE- H E L L O????

Why are they standing like that😭😭😭 is this what pay gorn is?????

wdym they just go there and pose like that??? Wha??

And This just screams "Power Couple".

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Not me starting a fandom for a movie from 2014 that has 1 fic on Ao3 and 1 on tumblr instead of finishing my wips -

Why is he looking at him like that. Why. I have so many pictures of Bikram looking at Bala with literal heart eyes its unreal.

And Bala isnt not-guilty either, Cause look at this

Somebody save me please-

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They look at eachother with so much love omg😭

NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLAINATION FOR THIS. NONE!