Thank you 😄 inspo credit to @purplesong1028 (original post). These are not really edited rambles. You know the show you know the warnings. All for fun. Enjoy!
This round: Maria, Cochiloco (ft. Chapo and Güero Palma), Steve Murphy (ft Javi) and my addition of Yessica
Maria aka my Queen
After putting the gifts in the car, Maria shut the truck and made her way to the front. Though she has people who can take care of tasks like this, she’s always been independent and prefers to do things herself. Except for the nights she likes to read in silence, then she prefers things to be brought to her.
With the holidays around the corner, she wanted to make sure she had the perfect gifts for her kids. And seeing the smiles on their faces as they open these up, is going to be well worth the long drive to this specific toy shop.
Just as Maria enters the car, her phone buzzes. Taking it out of her purse, unlocks her phone and stares at it with raised brows.
It’s a dick pic.
Maria take a closer look and shakes her head disapprovingly.
Definitely a dick pic.
Maria clears her throat and pressed hard on the number. The option to call pops up, she does.
It rings one, twice. Then a third time. When the person picks up, she goes off before they get a chance to speak -
She ends her thorough verbal assault with six words, spitting them out like venom, “YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!”
Maria hangs up the phone.
Cochiloco
Ft. Chapo and Güero Palma
Being an assistant at Güeros office meant you saw a lot of funny things, between Cochi and Chapo, you were guaranteed a good laugh at least once a day. You’ve grown used to coming in, start of the day, and stumbling upon a joke.
So when you round the corner and hear their cacking, you know you’re in for something good. Then you enter the office and stop dead in your tracks. You feel your eyes grow wide and you nearly drop your coffee.
“What is that?!” You tilt your head slight, trying to decipher what you’re looking at. Then it hits you, it is that, it’s that blown up to small poster size.
Barely keeping it together, Cochi and Chapo curl over with laughter.
Cochi walks over to you, still laughing, “some son of a bitch sent me a dick pick so -“ more laughing “I posted it then printed it out-“ he howls louder and grabs his stomach
Chapo falls out of his chair.
Cochi points to him, “and this - “ still laughing , “sent one back!”
You shake your head and glance at Chapo, then Cochi.
“Whyyyy would you do that?” You turn your back to the giant dick staring at you.
“Because it’s funny!” Chapo and Cochi say at the same time.
Then the door opens. You catch the brief closed mouthed smile on Gueros lips as he enters. You also watch it drop.
“What the fuck?”
His response makes them laugh even harder and you start to laugh too.
Guero is too tired for this shit. Everything with Miguel and the plazas is stressing him out, and they’re here doing this?
He goes up to the wall, tears it down, then goes over to his desk. He sighs and wishes he was home with Lupe and the kids. Thinking of them alone, brings a smile back to his face.
Cochi kicks the crumpled paper over to Chapo, he’s hiding his laughter behind his arm. Chapo picks it up and puts it in the drawer.
You know them well enough to know, they’re definitely keeping it.
Steve
(Ft Javi)
Steve closes his eyes. It’s been a long day. He’s going to have fucking nightmares about paperwork. He’s going stir crazy in this office and needs some action soon.
Opening then again, he glimpses at the window, the moon is out and it must be about 7 o’clock now. He pours a glass of whiskey and sits back in the chair.
When his phone buzzes, he expects to see a text from Connie, but that’s not what he gets. It’s a text from an unknown number, a fully erect cock staring right at him.
“What the fuck?” Steve drops his phone on the desk and pushes it away from him.
Steve stares at the phone, then picks it up again. He types, “You should be ashamed of yourself.” Then presses send.
“Asshole.” Steve picks up his glass, takes a huge gulp, then gets back to the paperwork.
Javi walks in five minutes later with a fresh pack of cigarettes and some street food in a brown paper bag.
Steve sits up, “Fuck you Javi.”
“What did I do?” Javi looks at him innocently and puts the bag down.
Steve gets up and shows him the pic.
Javi snickers, “you think that’s me?”
“Isn’t it?”
“I’m offended. I thought we were friends.”
Steve looks at it again, “who the fuck would send me a dick pic then?”
“Better question, why’d you keep it?” Javi raised a brow , leaned against the desk and lit a cigarette
Steve flips him off then deletes the pic.
Javi chuckled, bringing the cigarette to his lips, “if you want to see mine -“
Steve walks out of the room.
Yessica
I adore her so added her in…
Zipping the dress closed, Yessica turns and looks in the mirror. She was playing for someone important tonight, the manager made sure to drive that home to everyone.
It would be a long night, but as long ad it paid well, it’s fine. Yessica finished the final touches of her outfit then grabs her purse.
She heads to the counter to get her phone when it starts to buzz. She slides the screen and opens the text.
Yessica snickers, then raised her brows.
Well, if this is a sign, tonight’s going to be interesting
She puts her purse down and replies,
“I’ve seen better.”
Three dots immediately pop up, vanish, pop up again then vanish.
Yessica chuckles then writes, “hey, maybe it’s cold out? Try again later?”
Three dots pop up, then vanish.
Yessica types another message, “heres a tip, don’t take it fresh out the shower.”
She presses send.
‘Not delivered’ pops up under her message.
“Guess I hurt his feelings .”
Yessica puts her phone in her purse, grabbed her keys, and heads out for the night.
