SOOO FRUSTRATED!!!!
Husband and I are on month 2 of our baby mission. Today is cycle day (CD) 10. For those that don't know, this is when you start peeing on sticks to see when you ovulate and also start baby dances (BD).
My job makes me come home covered in pee most days. So, I took a shower late - after we watched a movie. He knows it's that time. My plan was to shower and kiss on him and BD.
Joke's on me. I come out of the shower and he's on his XBox. So, I go to bed. Because let's be real there's nothing sexy about BD just because you have to. I learned that last month. And my netherlands were exhausted!
Get to bed and he joins me to cuddle me to sleep (a nightly thing we do). I'm still upset with him. He's rubbing my back and joking with me, so I turn over to talk to him a little and to start kissing him.
He has to pee.
Goes to pee. Dog gets into the bed. He comes back. I snap so the dog will get out of the bed. "She's fine right here." Ugh! Forget it!!
"Why are you upset?" "Why else would I take a shower at 1 in the morning?" That's when it hit him.
Obviously, no BD happened tonight. I'm not in the fucking mood.
Between my oblivious husband and my cock-blocking dog, I'm never going to get pregnant.
Stay tuned for more updates. They won't all be riddled with salt. Promise.
