#cock_slapper_slaps

[furdermace]

Willy, babe, it's Knubbler. Listen, are we gonna talk about what happened or just ignore it forever? I made you a cherry pie. If you'll talk to me you can have the whole thing to yourself.

...

[ He starts running in the opposite direction. ]

[furdermace]

planets piss ams never comingks, your "fanses" ams goingks to give up on yous

@theguitarsgods

N0 TH3Y W0NT!!!!!! @ND.... W3LL IF TH3Y D0 THEN TH3Y CLEERLY WER3NT A R33L F4N IN THE FUR$T PL4SE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[furdermace]

William Murderface, you are so fucking cool! I am your biggest fan.

H3H... D0NT WORRY I KN0W 1M SO K00L... @T LEEST SUM1 C4N S33 MY GEN1US

[furdermace]

homos

- @theguitarsgods

so happy to see you made a 🅱️urder🅱️ace 🅱️log AGHH

D1S I$ Y 1M C0NSIDUR1NG L33VING TH3 FUK1NG B@ND AND F0CU$$ING 0N PL4NET P1SS. U R ALL A55HOLES. ALL 0FF U!!!!!

[furdermace]

WH0 W4NTZ 2 J4CK 0FF W1F M3??? I N33D $UM BUDD13S!!!!!!!

[furdermace]

T0TELLY JU5T CR@NK3D MY H0G. #WH0UPCR4NK1NGTH3IRH0G??

[furdermace]

slaps my bellayyyy

C@N U N0T D3W TH4T IN FRUNT 0FF ME

[furdermace]

What would you do if you found Toki drunk in your bed?

U KN0 TH1S I$NT @NY B3TT3R!!!!!!!!! Y 1S T0K1 IN MY B3D @NYWAY????????????