COCK_SLAPPER

N4TH3N ST0P M1X1NG M3 0UT OF 4LL MY FUK1NG TR4CKZ!!!!!!!!! FUKH3D!!!!

[furdermace]

DONT FUK1NG T@LK 2 ME IF UR A F4N. I D0NT W4NT TO H33R @BOUT UR $TUP1D D3THKL0K SHR1NE. 1F UR NAME IS S3RVETA PLZ DM ME.

1M MURDERF4CE. BE5T COK SL@PPER B4SS PL@Y3R EV3R AND THE R33L LEED3R OF D3THKLOK. D0NT B3LEEVE W@T NATH4N SAY$.

4LSO DA FOWND3R OF PL4NET P1$$. WH1CH W1LL B W@Y BET3R DAN DETHKL0K WH3N IT R3LEESEZ.

indefinitely on hiatus; left up as an archive. old intro below

🖕 You know the drill at this point cmon. Murderface RP/ask blog

🖕 Prefer Nathan instead?

🖕 Mod is for all ships. Biased for dickface and polyklok. Ship interactions will be tagged accordingly so you can search for and exclude tags as needed

🖕 Don't take anything said personally or seriously :)

🖕 Everything from the show will be here, expect typical 2006 misogyny, Planet Piss, violence, sexual content and drugs

🖕 AUDHD, extremely hot-headed (this is just canon i fear)

🖕 Cis guy, pansexual (in denial), homoromantic (hopeless + also in denial). Doesn't really understand trans people, more blissfully ignorant than actively hateful

🖕 Dyslexia+dyscalculia wombo combo

🖕 VERY sensitive about his weight and the way he looks like oh. my god. He gets so furious when people bring either up

🖕 Kind of really hates himself, feels lesser than the other band members (this is just canon too😭)

🖕 Special interest in weapons, medieval torture methods, the military and wars. Has zero intentions of joining the army however (god don't ask mod about these in-depth, I know close to nothing. i did NOT pay attention in history class)

🖕 Gross and disgusting because he hates himself, -and- he gets off to it. Because I said so

[furdermace]

WAIT IMMA STICK IT IN U? I THOUGHT YOU GOING TO DO THAT TOO ME.

N0!!!!!!!!!! I S@ID D0NT ST1CK IT 1N M3. D0NT. D0000NT. THI$ I5 ALREDY G4Y 3NUF.

[furdermace]

WAIT PLEASE STILL LET ME FUCK. IM BEGGING YOU

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. JU$T D0NT TRY 2 ST1CK IT 1N M3 TH3N I GUE55 M@N........

[furdermace]

OKAY. IM A MAN BTW.

WH4T.

[furdermace]

IT IS? OKAY. LET ME FUCK THEN.

...

MY R00M. 1N AN H0UR. B33 THER3 OR B3E $QUARE. 1LL L3T THE GE4RS KN0 UR ON UR W@Y

[furdermace]

IM NOT LYING. I GENUINELY LOVE YOU. MARRY MEEEEEEEE

0H. U KN0W M4RRIGE I5 A FUK1NG SC@M R1TE???????????

[furdermace]

look at my tea

I TH0UT TH4T WUZ TH3 FUK1NG $UN!!!!!!

[furdermace]

I LOVE YOU

WHY W0ULD U L13 2 ME

[furdermace]

Fat

N000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR F4T!!!!!!!!!! UR F@T LIK3 A FUK1NG PIG IT$ V1L3 H0W F4T U R 1M G0NNA B S1CK IM T3LLING U

[toastysune]

IM FAT IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES SO WHOS REALLY WINNING HERE BUDDY. YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[furdermace]

U C4NT B "F@T IN THE R1TE PLAS3S" UR JU$T F4T DUMA55

[toastysune]

hey hey guess what ill tell you a little secret. THESE BALLS ARE FUCKING FAT YEAH OUGHH YOURE SO JEALOUS OF MY FAT BALLS YOU FAT BOY. you got tummy fat? well i got BALL fat. PAL.

[furdermace]

I H4V B0TH. M0RAN.

[furdermace]

are you a homestuck troll? why do you have a typing quirk 😭

WUT TH3 HELL 1S A HOM3STUK

[furdermace]

Fat

N000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR F4T!!!!!!!!!! UR F@T LIK3 A FUK1NG PIG IT$ V1L3 H0W F4T U R 1M G0NNA B S1CK IM T3LLING U

[toastysune]

IM FAT IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES SO WHOS REALLY WINNING HERE BUDDY. YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[furdermace]

U C4NT B "F@T IN THE R1TE PLAS3S" UR JU$T F4T DUMA55

[stardusts-rp-prompts]

𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤?

✧ send an ask with 🧪 to give my muse a truth serum!

{ They are now forced to reply to whatever question is asked with complete honesty :D }

[furdermace]

Fat

N000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR F4T!!!!!!!!!! UR F@T LIK3 A FUK1NG PIG IT$ V1L3 H0W F4T U R 1M G0NNA B S1CK IM T3LLING U

[furdermace]

Why you so gay Murderface

WUT TH3 FUK DID U JU$T C4LL ME >:(

KYS

[furdermace]

slaps my bellayyyy

C@N U N0T D3W TH4T IN FRUNT 0FF ME

[rxccoonboo2]

:(

im showing joy and love let me have this

[furdermace]

1TS FUK1NG D3SGUST1NG PLZ ST0P

[furdermace]

slaps my bellayyyy

C@N U N0T D3W TH4T IN FRUNT 0FF ME

[rxccoonboo2]

I'm not gay. I am not gay. Do not fucking call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I fuck bitches, mad fucking fucked bitches. I am not gay. I am not gay. Stop saying I am gay. If you were a girl, I would have probably already fucked the shit out of you by now, but unfortunately you are an ugly fucking GUY whose tight bussy will remained un-stretched by my fat, meaty, nine inch cock because I AM NOT GAY. If I was gay though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your tight little bussy with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you, I am NOT GAY, and you will have your virgin asshole remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay, and I will never be. If I was ever gay in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I AM NOT.