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honest opinion meme // no longer accepting!
‘you’re very short. i think you should know that, because that’s important. maybe invest in some high heels? i hear it’s all the rage in mistral these days...or eat regularly.’ she lifts a lock of his hair with one disinterested hair. ‘are you eating enough? your hair looks a bit limp; eating meat helps that, you know. hope you’re not vegetarian.
you’re also really...weird for a kid. like, seriously weird. you’re, what ten years old, but you’ve always got this look on your face like you’re forty and you know something the rest of us don’t. no offense, kiddo, but it’s really creepy, and it’s freaking me out. go to the bathroom and poop it out or...something, damn.
you know, i have always wanted a little brother. and you’re so desperately in need of a change of clothes...hm. if you ever need someone to shop for you, just gimme a call, alright?’