#cocolaur

[zvahlne]

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO A SHADOW KNIGHT saved my LIFE in Minecraft!!!!!!

happy first anniversary to the video that brought me back to aphmau!!! i talked about it often when i first joined aphblr so i won't yap your ear off, but i stopped watching aphmau for a few years because it turned into something actively upsetting for me, which left a hole in me for a long time. aphmau was and is pretty much my favorite thing ever, and it'll always be the most influential media of my life. this video really healed something in me when it first came out, and it's thanks to it that i got to meet you all 💚

it's also when i started WTHHYBL?, though it was on my own time before i started it on here! it didn't seem so hopeless at the time ^^;; but i won't give up!!! we've had some wins!!! 💚💚💚

this video is very dear to me, even if the better original version is lost now haha. happy birthday, cocolaur <3

[terriblechickenhousebuilder]

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[zvahlne]

i would find you and pretend to be your fiance while you desperately wish i would shut up in every universe ~ 💚💜

[zvahlne]

why did laurance put his sword AWAY to hit gene lmao

no wonder he got taken out instantly. see laurance, sasha used this thing called a SWORD to hit you.....

look at him. this idiot brought fists to a sword fight. actually he brought a sword to the sword fight and then he put it away when the sword fight started. why? who knows. the inner machinations of cocolaur's mind are an enigma. perhaps if he had another appearance we could begin to understand

[zvahlne]

i hope everybody on aphblr thinks of me as the account that's really obsessed with cocomau laurance, and then i need that information to get to jess, and she doesn't even have to put him in the videos after that i just need her to know what she's done to me and my reputation

[zvahlne]

A SHADOW KNIGHT saved my LIFE in Textposts!

MANY more under the cut. i am so normal about this video !

most of them are jokes don't let this first one fool you

i listened to "would you fall in love with me again" from epic the entire time i was making these btw. not that i was in my feelings about a cocomau video or anything.... haha . snif

[zvahlne]

lowkey what if cocolaur is actually mcd!laur that got stuck in the nether with all the other shadow knights and it slowly sent him insane and that's why he's so goofy 🤔🤔🤔

?!?!?!!? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO ME. now tell me more.

actually I'M going to tell you more i started writing in the tags but i'm moving it into the post--

this makes him bringing up a werewolf wedding-esque scenario when asked how he met aphmau even more fascinating. what is happening in his twisted mind. how much has he turned that wedding over and over and over in his mind that it was the first thing he thought of.........

also wondering how gene and sasha are faring here because they seemed pretty normal considering (other than gene being like "the best way to deal with laurance betraying me is to make him Spin. this is Severe Torture. maybe he's not that normal). did laurance descend into cocomadness and they were like "damn that's crazy". DO YOU THINK GENE GAVE LAURANCE A COCOLOBOTOMY IS THAT WHY HE'S LIKE THIS

also what happened to zenix

this is a wild thing you've said to me i love it

[zvahlne]

me watching A SHADOW KNIGHT saved my LIFE in Minecraft!: