Jul 29, 2023
Firebreak, looking at his resume: I can't believe they marked me as a "pyromaniac"!
Crash, looking up from the burnt corpse of their enemies: ...Yeah, unbelievable
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Firebreak, looking at his resume: I can't believe they marked me as a "pyromaniac"!
Crash, looking up from the burnt corpse of their enemies: ...Yeah, unbelievable
Some Call of Doodle-Dump (hehe I’m so funny) featuring trans Crash, short Ruin, and gay people
Prophet: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Crash: *sighing* Nomad.
Nomad: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.
Ruin: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.
Crash: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.
Ajax: What’s the difference then?
Crash: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Firebreak: Note to self; never get shot.
Crash: YOU CHEATED!
Spectre: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem?
Seraph: I… can confirm that that actually happened.
Crash: …What.
Zero: Uncle Eddie!
Both Richtofens: Yes dear?
Ultimis Richtofen: Sorry, but I believe she was addressing me.
Primis Richtofen, snorts: Why would she call for you? She rather have a sane uncle help her.
Ultimis Richtofen, gasps dramatically: Well I don't know why she would want a serious, stick up the arse uncle like you!
Both Richtofens: *arguing*
Zero, who's being revived by Crash: They fight like a married couple
Crash: I'm surprised they aren't at this point.
Nomad: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Crash is walking in this room.
Torque: *wheeze*