#cod zombie shenanigans

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Teako: hey player as you know Ritchoften had to be sent to a hopistial he banged his hed on the wall a bit to hard and Nikolai watched a bit to much anime and got a hungover from it

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"You're so fucking annoying."

"You are even more annoying than the undead–"

"You fucking stink like decay and death–"

"You don't smell nice either–"

"You're really going to tell a woman that?"

Dempsey, Richtofen, and Takeo sigh as they watch Lilja and Nikolai argue, the three of them supposed to be sleeping but the bickering of the two keeping them awake and slightly amused.

"You act like no normal woman, you make Richtofen cry and Dempsey flinch, Takeo can't even look at you without whimpering like kicked dog!" Nikolai grunts, and Lilja gasps, the sound of skin hitting metal echoing the room.

"You're just jealous that a small, independent, Latvian woman can do things no Russian bastard can do. I'm sure you will lose the war." Lilja bites back, and Dempsey has to stop himself from laughing.

"We will win, and when we do, your country is–" "It's what. What will happen to my beloved Latvia, commie whore?" "Whore?!"

Nikolai exclaims angrily, but shortly after he winces as Lilja slaps his chest.

"Shut up, idiot! The boys are sleeping!" Lilja whisper-yells, and Nikolai seems to calm down after being reminded that. He nods, raising his hands in mock surrender.

"Da, my apologies. But this conversation isn't over."

"Like hell it isn't. Bastard."

"Darling."

"Fuck you."

"I love you."

The three share looks of amusement before getting comfortable in their bunks, knowing their two lovers will be fine.

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Richtofen: Dempsey, can I ask you a question?

Dempsey: Sure, anything.

Richtofen: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

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Dempsey: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?

Nikolai: I had a lizard that I burnt.

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Richtofen: I mean. Lilja's just standing there now.

Richtofen: Waiting for me, I guess.

Richtofen: But it's okay, I think she's pretty much settled down.

Nikolai: Settled down?

Richtofen: Well, she only stabbed me once.

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Nikolai: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Richtofen!

*Neither of them die*

Richtofen: …

Nikolai: …

Richtofen: So do you wanna talk about somethi-

Nikolai: No thank you.

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Nikolai: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

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Nikolai: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?

Richtofen: Yes, and that’s coming from me.