HAI. apologies in advance i will be talking a LOT. so glad i stumbled across your work looking for shitty code geass memes bc i have been rewatching code geass and thank GOD someone recognized the crazy yan potential lelouch and suzaku have. i literally made a tierlist yesterday about the likeliness of each code geass character being yandere and those two freaks (affectionate <3) were at the top. they were one bad day away from being platonic yans with nunnally them actually being full blown yan for reader??? it’s over for you.
tbis being said lelouch and suzaku are so drop dead gorgeous (literally if lulu commands it /silly) and possessive i would readily be sandwiched between them. possibilities are ENDLESS. suzaku has already pulled on lulu’s hair and pushed him down to the ground in the show i so believe reader could join in and toy with lulu a bit,, or suzaku could spread your legs and lelouch could do what he wants with you,, or you and lelouch can overstim suzaku until he can’t think everyone knows he needs a break from his brain,,, endlesssss
anywyahs can i be 🐇 anon :3c
Ha! Guess this’ll be my first spicy post.
Though just so you know I’m going to focus on having the reader physically and metaphorically sandwiched between them since those are the dynamics that interest me the most.
Why? Cause I’m greedy that’s why! But the fact that you could easily split the focus and have these two men simultaneously into each other while also yandere for you if you wanted to is another reason why they’re peak.
And they are peak, never before in my life have I seen two characters with such strong potential for a yandere love triangle. You’re absolutely correct for having these two be at the top of your tier list because that have such strong yandere potential.
I think the reason why is because of a few factors that overlap. As individuals, both young men are deep in the morally grey spectrum with grand ideals but methods that leave a sour taste on the tongue. There’s also an argument to be made that neither of them are all that mentally stable to begin with, and that mental stability only becomes more and more fractured as the series progresses.
And that’s just them as individuals, together they’re far more intriguing. I’ve made a post about it here though so I won’t bore anyone by repeating myself.
A threesome between Suzaku and Lelouch is a dream come true! I want to make a fully realized one shot about them, but here’s a few ideas I’ve had for a while.
I’m open to different interpretations, but personally I’ve always seen both men as dominant in the bedroom. Including Lelouch, even if he’s not as physically strong as Suzaku. I just can’t see him readily filling a submissive roll, unless you asked him to that is.
The way I see it, both of them dominate you in ways that reflect how they’d dominate the battlefield.
Lelouch is a strategist and commander, he dominates with his brilliant mind. Control is the field in which he thrives. He doesn’t just want to have his way with you, he wants you to obey him while he does it. Come sit at his feet and let him put a lovely collar around your neck, suck him off while he holds the leash. That kind of obedience is rewarded, while disrespect is punished.
Most of Lelouch’s punishments involve things like spanking or edging. He’ll take you over his knee and make you count each strike across your behind, lose count and he’ll sigh and insist that he has to start over now.
Or he’ll finger you till your knees feel weak, but neglect to finish you off, leaving you dripping and wanting while he finishes some paperwork. All the while you’re not allowed to whine or touch yourself, forced to sit still and quiet while he busies himself.
But where Lelouch dominates with his mind, Suzaku dominates with his body.
Suzaku’s physically prowess is unquestionable, who else can outrun a turret or pull off a physics defying spin kick at a moments notice? That’s why when he has you in his bed, he won’t hesitate to use that body in order to make you submit.
It’s not a stretch to say Suzaku would manhandle you. You’re not hard for him to pick up or toss around, no matter what your size is, so he often ends up pulling you into whatever position he’s decided you’ll take it best. However, his absolute favorites are a mating press and prone bone.
The former because he likes being able to look into your eyes and kiss you breathless while he plows into you, and the latter cause he likes being able to put you in a headlock while he pins you to the mattress with his entire weight.
When Suzaku decides you need punishing, instead of driving you mad with too little stimulation, he’ll overstimulate the hell out of you. Suzaku has a hell of a lot of stamina, so he’ll drive you to orgasm after orgasm until you can barely think. And when you can’t walk the next morning, he’ll just say that you should’ve been a good girl for him.
The two young men also have some kinks that go hand in hand with each other.
For example, both of them like to tie you up or restrain you in some way. Lelouch defaults to using hand cuffs while Suzaku prefers red shibari ropes. The former will handcuff your hands above your head while making you ride him, while the latter will tie your thighs together and leaving you wide open for his tongue and fingers.
When they start ruining you together, they enjoy mixing and matching what kinds of restraints they use to keep you still and in place.
They also balance each other out with their praise and degradation kinks respectively. Suzaku is quick to pour on the praise, calling you beautiful and perfect and moaning about how good you’re making him feel. While Lelouch is more about degrading you, breaking you down so he can build you back up.
Together, they complement each other stunningly and even begin to run off on one another. Without even realizing it, Suzaku starts teasing you about how much you can take while Lelouch’s usual barbs start getting interrupted tender praises that make you feel worshipped.
Above all else they make you reaffirm who you belong to. They already know it’s them, but they want to hear you say it too.
Of course, once it’s all over and you’re throughly fucked out of your mind, they’ll wrap you in a blanket and shower you with praises and kisses and cuddle you between them deep into the night. Because they’re obsessed with you and there’s no greater pleasure than getting to become one with you.
Especially NOW because my bank accounts total around $35 left cause of monthly fees left so they're close to shutting down.
And just looking for full time employment for college dropouts with physical disability and no work experience is giving me anxiety and headaches all over again.
Honestly at this point I should start a Patreon for my writing. Maybe you could leave me suggestions, advice, and sites that don't charge you if I plan on setting up something for freelancing art and writing wise. Like merch. Prints. Ergo how to supply myself cause I'm very poor as fuck tbh irl.
ANYWAY!
I'm offering to write SHORT SMUT pieces!
100 words for $5.00 USD
200 words for $10.00 USD
*$5.00 USD added for every 100 words — I WILL WILLINGLY WRITE UP TO 1K WORDS AT MOST*
You can privately message me here on tumblr to brainstorm and work out said commissions.
*I ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT THROUGH CASHAPP cause PayPal didn't work out and Cashapp don't take fees from payments.
*I ALSO ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT UP FRONT BEFORE WORKING ON SAID COMMISSIONS.
I WILL use Google Docs to write said commissions.
I will email you your finalized commissions through Gmail/email and I will ONLY post your commissions on my tumblr blogs and my other sites like Wattpad and Quotev if you give me permission to.
SHOWS I WILL WRITE FOR:
Code Geass
Death Note
Yugioh DM
My Hero Academia
Jujutsu Kaisen
Persona 3, 4, and 5
Tokyo Revengers
Demon Slayer
Twisted Wonderland
Ben 10
I WILL WRITE ABOUT:
Character(s) x Reader, Character x Character, Character x OC
Romance/fluff
Angst
Hurt/comfort
AUs/what ifs/Canon divergence/etc.
BDSM (just nothing too extreme; depends on your request).
Polyamory/harem/GROUP BANG ⤵️
Crack/what if crossovers between two or more of the shows I've chosen to write for for this deal.
I WILL NOT WRITE ABOUT:
Rape/Non Con/SA
Incest
Beastiality
Murder/DEATH
ANY EXTREME TOPICS ALONG THOSE LINES!
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Honestly I hope I get commissioned much more than ever before.
Cause if not then I don't know where to go from there.
So if you're interested or know people that do, then please spread the word. Reblog, like, comment, share.
I'll let those on my wattpad, quotev, and twitter know.
👀Euphemia, is it true that you always convince Suzaku to take you to Ashford to be fucked by Lelouch every day?
Euphemia has an apologetic look, “I know it’s wrong to lie to my knight like that, but well...” A blush formed on the princess face, “I can’t really resist my brother.”
She bit her lip when she felt a pair of arms wrapping around her waist. One hand reaching to grope her breast through her dress while she felt something hard pressing up against her rear. Reaching behind the young princess shamelessly felt up her brother’s erection through his pants. Shivering at the lustful growl in her ear, she looked at us once again.
“Suzaku’s sweet and a little cute with his Naivety. But unfortunately for him, my heart was taken long ago.”
Unhinged take but I think Lelouch’s penis has more length than girth while Suzaku’s penis has more girth than length. Like, Lelouch’s dick is the longer one while Suzaku’s is the thicker one.
So, where Lelouch reaches deep, Suzaku splits you open. Do we see the vision?
(ask, alpha stud crossover, barbarian warlord) izuku had his sights on making kallen is, and warns her what will happen when his side wins.
"I am going to fill all three of your fuck-holes with my hot cum when I win this battle and claim you as mine prize." Izuku warned Kallen in a lustful baritone voice as he flashed her his soft but utterly massive cock which was riddled with manly veins and exuded an storm cloud aura of virility and male dominance.
Alright, take two. (prompt, original, crossover, rwby x code geass, nude drawings) Salem finds the stash of her nude drawings in male!Shirley's room. How did she react to this? And what kind of excuse he came up with?
Salem did not knock.
The door to Shirou Fenette’s room opened with a slow, deliberate creak—the kind that announced judgment rather than arrival.
Shirou, halfway through tying his jacket, froze.
Silence followed. Heavy. Studying.
Then—Salem spoke. “…Explain.”
Her pale fingers lifted a sketchbook from his desk. Another lay open on the bed. A third had fallen to the floor, pages splayed like a confession.
Charcoal. Pencil. Ink.
Nude studies.
Very detailed nude studies.
Shirou swallowed. Hard.
“They’re—uh—art.”
Salem’s eyes moved, not to him, but to the drawings. Her expression did not change, but the air did—curiosity threading through the usual cold malice.
“These are me,” she said calmly.
“Yes.”
A pause.
“…From multiple angles.”
“Yes.”
Another pause.
“…With anatomical accuracy bordering on obsessive.”
Shirou raised his hands defensively. “Okay, in my defense, you are very symmetrical.”
That earned him a look.
He rushed on. “I mean—artistically. Purely academically. Figure study. Lighting practice. Shadow discipline. You’re immortal, which means your proportions don’t decay, which makes you a perfect reference model—”
Salem turned a page.
Then another.
One brow arched. Just slightly.
“You drew these from memory.”
Shirou laughed once. Weakly. “I have a visual brain.”
“You labeled them.”
“…I label everything.”
She held up a page. At the bottom, in neat handwriting:
Salem – stern expression, irritated.
Salem looked at him.
“Irritated suits you,” Shirou said, then immediately winced. “Artistically.”
The silence stretched.
Then—unexpectedly—Salem closed the sketchbook.
She placed it back on the desk with care. “You did not exaggerate,” she said. “Nor did you diminish.”
Shirou blinked. “I… didn’t?”
“No.” Her lips curved—not quite a smile, but something close. “Your work is honest.”
She turned to leave, black robes whispering. At the doorway, she paused. “…Next time,” Salem added, “ask.”
The door closed.
Shirou stood there for a full ten seconds.
Then he collapsed onto his bed, groaning.
“Note to self,” he muttered. “Immortal witch girlfriends do not react like normal people.”
