You travel back in time to Ancient Rome, bringing back a souvenir coin with you that would be able to net you a pretty penny, enough to buy a great deal for you and Sollux. The hybridization of this universe melding troll and human cultures provides you a convenient way out of having to try to figure out a way of hiding your relatively enormous horns.
Wearing a simple white dress with indigo lining (being modern dress, it still attracts strange looks, but when accompanied by your purple contacts and indigo disguise, it's enough to allow supposed noblewoman Ariana Marona a little leeway), you appear in a quiet alleyway and then make your way over to the Trajan Market to buy some necessities from the open-air forum.
After buying a day's meal with plenty of delicious Roman bread, some simple and comfortable clothing for travelling, a bag to carry it all, and a copy of an itinerarium to be able to plan your trip, you snap back to the present, to Sollux's place, and knock on the door giddily, ready to present him with his necessities so he can play the part of loyal Roman citizen Saulus Castor.
