First post and its gonna be pinned and edited as time goes on. Lmao
Hi. My name is Alex. I was created by @rainbowgod666 (which is also called Alex) to, and i quote what he said, "make sure they dont kill eachother in the real world over which color should the sky be". Whatever. Im sure he was exaggerating or smth.
Omnia Omnibus Codexonomicon
Thats the name of the red book i always (no matter what) have with me. And its entire thing is "magical book that has everything in it, no loopholes. Which is why what could not be in it is written on the back so nobody can say "checkmate" when you admit any amount of weakness". Which why. Is this place so backwards you have to be top dog to have basic living rights???
Also uh.
All i am sure of is this. I was put on the island for SOMETHING, and "gnomes that cant talk without it being a dick measuring contest" is not it. I will do my best to make sure this place is fixed, but i first need to know What needs fixing...
i literally cannot die. Or at least i have "something" that doesnt let me stay dead.
It dosent count as ANYTHING and im pretty sure whatevers keeping me here is forcing me to stay here. Yes its traumatic, no you dont prove ANYTHING by killing me over and over. Like fr when I asked what he based THIS on my creator said "ess see pee 39 99" and i just. Why? Wtf is he on about? "Forced Immortality" is stupid but my man made me so that its not even an ability, its a RULE. Something as real as reality itself. The one thing that cannot be denied because its not a thing at all and i hate it
