#codexrants

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Me: I-

Everyone IRL: Yes, we get it, you have a family on tumblr and you love all your followers but could you like shut up because all you do is talk about tumblr.

Me: I was just going to say I really wanted a taco...

Random followers of mine: Did you just interrupt Pasta Papa?

More followers: *pulling out strainers, whisks, and any other kitchen utensil*

Even more followers: Boss how do you want us to deal with these heathens?

Me: Where did all of you come from and why are you all looking like you’re planning on boiling people alive?

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Mood: CALL ME BY MY MIDDLE NAME, I FUCKING DARE YOU

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There's no point asking my parents for a ride home. I ain't mad or anything, I get that they're usually busy, but there's no point texting them, then walking thr hour and a half home after waiting an hour for a response, only for them to ask if I texted them once I get home. No FUCKING POINT.

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Only in Texas can I think “I’m cold” and go stand in my closet to warm up.

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I FUCKING CALLED IT! HE HASN’T CHANGED A BIT!

Don’t you just love when someone does a complete 180?

I told him why I didn’t accept his apology, and now I’m apparently making him my scapegoat. XD

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My bosses (who are married, btw) are in a group chat with me for work shit, and I was greeted by the alark this morning XD They're children, I swear to god.

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I’ve had it stuck in my head so I’ll listen to it until I’m sick of it.

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I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM. IT WAS A SANDERS SIDES MEGAMIND AU WITH DECEIT AS MEGAMIND AND ROMAN AS METROMAN

I have no who everyone else would be.