#work convos

[wishful-thinkerx]

So a client comes in today;

Client: I’m not going to have my hair cut today just the colour please

Stylist: ok, are you sure?

Client: yeah the moons not right today so I’m going to leave the cut.

Me: Uhhh the moons in Leo right now, it’s the perfect time to cut your hair and take a risk!

Everyone at work:

[frogsfloattoo]

My bosses (who are married, btw) are in a group chat with me for work shit, and I was greeted by the alark this morning XD They're children, I swear to god.

[keepshepardsafe]

me: i CAN'T be taller than commander jane shepard

person: why are you so bothered by this? why does it matter?

me, whispering, staring up into the sky: because she is larger than life

[softieheartxo]

You don't need to turn that. The only thing we did was comfort each other. Why do you have to taint that? A woman touching a woman isn't always sexual. For female friends this is natural, I'm sorry if you're repressed, but this is natural. Everyone needs a mother, friend, lover who will hug and care for each other. It makes me sad for you, that you don't have that, and you're taking it out on me. I miss that feminine energy I always get from friends, what's wrong with that? I call this as what it is, jealousy.

[bolontiku]

Coworker: hey you shouldn't smoke, its bad for your health.

Me: i already help my health.

Him: ಠ_ಠ

Me: listen i actively struggle against my depression AND the stupid voice telling me to k!ll myself. There. I eat too. So there.

Him: ಠ_ಠ *long suffering sigh*

[cerruleon]

“Well, are you gay?”

“I’m am[bi]guous. 😘”

[had-to-make-another-blog]

"What's wrong?"

"This big mean Mexican man came up and squeezed me"

[angrypop]

Customer: you should date my son.hes around your age.hes 16.

Me:....I'm 22..

Customer:well thats not far off

Me:but its closer to prison.