#codswallop

[batrachised]

in the mood to collect new favorite words, drop your favorite word below 👇

[wtf-tfw]

me at prom with my stupid friend group that hated me (i'm the trollop)

[rosebuddrecs]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

ok ok ok everyone CALM DOWN!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL OMG!! okay some time passed since i read this beauty (IT’S A *TRAVESTY* I KNOW)

ok first of all, i’m @nervouscupcakeinspace and second of all, i think everyone and their godmothers must have read this by now BUT JUST IN CASE!!!!!!!!!

omg okay as anyone that has ever read something of hers, codswallop is SO GOOD AND TURNS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES TO GOLD!!!

this fic is so good?? okay just from memory we have INTIMACY and BANTER and (RESOLVED) SEXUAL TENSION and of course SHAVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT’S SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3 a must read for EVERYONE!!!! honestly all birdie’s fics are just too good and must be read and treasured!!!!

[cupidford]

Five Times Sherlock Listened to John's Heartbeat by codswallop

Johnlock Love Letters #1696

[femmeliving]

THE VISIT

rating: e | words: 14,025 | chapters: 3 | author: codswallop (threebee on tumblr)

Patrick's best friend from high school comes to town, and does not hit it off with David.

[neverendingsatam]

I liked the part with the two hats.

[dipdieddreams]

Do you know what really pisses me off about a lot of manifestation coaches/healers etc?

They all had great self worth to begin with. Or some valuable talent.

Show me someone who has dragged themselves through the trenches of CPTSD and believing they are some kind of aberration inflicted on humanity? That no-one can possibly like them in their raw form.

Show me someone that has gone from ‘I deserve absolutely nothing and no-one and if I get even the barest minimum I can survive on that because I don’t have choice’ to living their dream life.

Show me someone who’s mothers idea of loving was teaching that person that everything about them was wrong and they must fit into society because nothing exists to serve them. Who has made it through to being served brilliantly and nourishing.

Show me someone who was the abused, neglected child, who spent their childhood and teens trying to make up for someone huge fundamental flaw they couldn’t identify that made them believe they deserved to be treated with disdain and indifference because how could anyone like or love them?

Show me someone who didn’t have a loving, stable partner who was there for all of their worst and helped with them financially.

Show me someone who waded through the darkest parts of their souls and emerged victorious. Someone who didn’t have that support network and safety and reprogrammed their brain and made it happen.

Show me someone -

And I’m like lol. The person I need is me. I’m not they’re yet but i’ll get there.

The most powerful thing I will ever say is ‘I did it’.

Watch me little me, watch me.

[dipdieddreams]

Thinking about how one of my names in Hebrew means ‘from God’ (also means mine) and another one of my names means ‘child of Jupiter’.

1. No wonder I think I’m meant to succeed.

2. No wonder I’m obsessed with Percy Jackson.