#coffeedrunk

[tinkerblud]

alien transplant can’t remember what planet they belong to

[carnivoured]

[yume-fanfare]

bestie what the fuck is enstars /lh

or, alternatively:

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

("bakugou is watching you?" bro what)

Pass the happy! 🌻 When you receive this, list five things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications. 💛💛💛

Yeah, that has been there for 3 years 😆

Owos 💜💚💚💜

1. Animals

2. Fanfiction

3. Grad school

4. Family

5. Garlic bread

[carnivoured]

[carnivoured]

Just wanted to announce that I’ve been lying for a long time and I’m done hurting myself. Unfortunately I am going to deactivate my accounts because I’m going through an incredibly stressful divorce with The Drunk from HLD. I hope everyone can understand... We’ve been married since June 8, 2024, but it turns out we really weren’t meant to be. His alcoholism has led him to do things like sleep for hours on top of me, preventing me from moving and having to be trapped until he can wake up. He also has been screaming very loudly in public places “where is my beautiful wife?!” and has gotten arrested 67 times within the last two weeks.

[carnivoured]

where did the cake gMY WIFE THAT I WILL EAT AND KILL IF I DONT RECEIVE 50 DOLLARS IN THE NEXT TWO HOURS

[carnivoured]

I need him so bad