#coffuminati

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[thiefofzaron]

@coffuminati

   Craig glowered at the cup that rests on the counter of the coffee shop. No way was he going to lose to it and no way he was jealous.

      “’Kay...”

   He murmured lowly, wrapping his arms around Tweek and pulling him close in an almost protective way. All of it over Tweek’s coffee addiction. He wouldn’t lose. He can’t lose. Craig was more important. 

[clairefuckingtucker]

@coffuminati

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  “I’m fine. I just forgot you had a shift today.”

[vcmpkid]

@coffuminati entered the dark…

      ❝  –  FOOLISH HUMAN !!  ❞

     he jumps from his seat, baring his fangs and hands as       if they were claws at the blonde, steaming coffee spilled ov       -er their scrolls, their ancient writings of the ways of the nig-      ht. their twilight fanfictions !! he spits again, stepping forward      until his stature towered over the quivering fourth grader.

                              ❝  –  your treachery will NOT GO                                       UNPUNISHED !!  ❞

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    Stupid? Her question was stupid? She didn’t know what a Google was suppose to be, but it couldn’t distract her enough to stop the tears she was forming. Eventually the alien went straight into bailing, toxic green and gushy looking tears formed from her face. “B-Bahhhhh! I...I’m sorry, mister!”

[whimsyful-moved]

@coffuminati

                                                          “I’m gonna burn down the whole damn school, and you CAN’T STOP ME.”

[thiefofzaron]

@coffuminati || continued from

“Pick a god?——“ Fuck. Just the mention of the bastard’s name left a nasty burn on his tongue, thus making him wince a little at the pain. This isn’t the first time he’s gotten burns on his tongue from speaking out names like God or Jesus Christ. It’s a simple punishment for even uttering out their names.

“——is that supposed to be threatening o-or something? Look at me. I’m q-quaking in my hooves!” The imp says, an obvious hint of sarcasm in his words. “Ngh…”

   Seeing the imp recoil in pain from such a holy being, well, it honestly didn't shock the priest too much. A prophet is chosen by that of God with the ability not to only see these demons as they were, but to cast them away back to the depths where they had crawled out from.

"Do not speak back, vile creature..."

Craig spoke spitefully back, eyes narrowed and dark. A demon would not better him as they never did. He followed the word of his lord and with the bible in hand would cast the demon back into its eternal hell from wince it came. A soft glow of light appeared on the back of his hands before being replaced be faint markings of a cross. 

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coffuminati replied to your post “he FUCKED ME with a TOOTHBRUSH”

craig ur grounded

WHO IS THIS CRAIG YOU SPEAK OF