COGCHAMP SMP HEADCANONS (Another list)
(This is for @astrocoder, because they asked so graciously *wheeze*. I know that CC SMP isn’t roleplay, but the thought of headcanons were really cool. Sooo, yeah?)
Fundy has holes in his hat, so his ears stick out of the hat.
For some reason, Team Funboo likes to steal Tubbo’s and 5Uppp’s stuff.
✨Timetravel✨
Dream SMP is the adjacent universe.
Tubbo lost his initial arm (he’s a robot) in his first yearly test, so Sam had to build him another one.
Ranboo and Fundy have a chaotic brotherly bond, and no one questions it.
5Uppp is called the Super Glue King.
Tubbo bullies Fundy. ALOT.
They all play pranks on each other like 5 times a day.
Sam is the one with the most resources, with Funboo being the ones with the second most.
Tubbo has a fear of windmills.
5Uppp is like a protector for Tubbo. He’s like a brother to him.
Sam is called the Arson God.
Ranboo has a secret base with a shit ton of brass. So when he gets extra brass, he brings them there.
Ranboo is full enderman.
Sam is part creeper.
Tubbo is waterproof.
Instead of saying “POG!” or “POGGERS!”, it’s “COG!” and “COGGERS!”
Ranboo and Fundy are really competitive at times.
Fundy squeals “Niii.” because fox noises.
5Uppp has 5 lives. Once he loses those five lives, his mind get uploaded to some database and then the next time (aka the next stream), his body reanimates and his mind gets reuploaded into the new body.
Sam has an addiction to coffee.
The citizens of the CC SMP are called Cogs.
Bruh, they are too much mobs.
Tubbo has a robo bee farm that he tends to every now then.
So. Much. Yelling.
No one pisses Tubbo off. Like, never.
They all live in a desert. I think that’s it! I hope you like ‘em!











