#cogware

[weedthestampede]

[the-friendliest-freak]

I know I’ve mentioned this before I think but I’m pretty certain now that Connor Thomas is the funniest character in indie horror game history.

Like, just to name a few things:

Got ditched at the altar by his fiancé and then left her a “fuck you” dedication in the game that additionally serves as a Trojan horse containing murder footage

If my theory that he’s Vandal is true, he also snuck in to Broadside, stole shit, and (possibly) defaced property after getting the funding for his game cut, all while dressed like a mutated fugly rabbit

Lied about Mark Mullins liking his game

Nearly cut off a whole game’s development because he didn’t like the name Howlz

Called Hilda the love of his life - with certain implications that they had only just started dating

Screamed at the CEO of a company who rivalled Disney to get the fuck out of his house

Probably autistic

Completely forgot he was working on Shipwrecked64 in that one phone call

He’s like the Chad version of Rainer from Petscop.

[the-friendliest-freak]

No you don’t understand he’s everything to me. Also his mug says “World’s Okayest Boss”

Yes I’m well aware this only appeals to one person (me)

Transcript under the cut cuz my handwriting’s bad

Liz: “Connor, what the hell is that?”

Connor: “New tie.”

Liz: “What’s wrong with your old one?”

Connor: “Nothing.”

Liz: “Then why-“

Connor: “Been told I don’t come across as ‘friendly’ enough, so I thought somethin’ like this might help.”

Harry: “You look like a dork.”

Connor: “Oh, and I’M the one who’s never ‘heard of having fun’.”