#coiriuil

[diaryofaconsultingdetective]

OH MY GOD IT HAS BEEN FOREVER, I AM SO SORRY.

So I had a huge computer malfunction like a month ago and COULD NOT find a computer to get on because I was working at a camp in the middle of the forest. I'm sure I owe like a hundred replies and I'll get on them right now.

If you're tagged in this status it means that I know I owe you a reply and I'm getting on it right now.

[consultingsex-blog]

Only if one of our children is named Marina coiriuil :) 

[emceeofthecabaret]

coiriuil said: OH GOD

You know it. Go follow this blog. 

[emceeofthecabaret]

( Headcanon ) Jim had his will amended so that almost everything goes to Emcee in the event that something happens to him, except for a small sum for his twin brother and his sister (siblings he hasn't told Emcee about haaa) And the sums for them are just a formality, otherwise it would all be for Emcee. Even though he knows Emcee probably wouldn't respond well to the charity. Jim just wants to take care of him. Even in the event of an untimely death.

Oh ouch. And Emcee would actually make a promise to himself not to spend it on anything Jim wouldn’t approve of. (i.e Drugs). I don’t think he’d actually make a will, but he’d probably just write on a post it note that he wants Jim to have all his jumpers but only if he promises to keep them unorganized. 

[emceeofthecabaret]

Welcome to Berlin || Jim + Emcee

     {  Emcee had stayed silent for the entire journey. He watched quietly as the guard on the train did not open Jim's case, simply marking it with a chalked X, then proceeded to take out out the entire contents of his own, throwing it haphazardly back in.       He watched out of the window with mixed feelings of worry and slight longing for his home town. As a higher ranked guard entered the compartment, Emcee stood to attention. }

 ''Abend Beamte.''

                 ''Fahrkarte, Herr.''                    

     { He looked at Emcee and his ticket warily, before nodding reluctantly and moving across to Jim with a far more pleasant smile. }

''Good Evening Sir. Ticket?''

[emceeofthecabaret]

coiriuil said: But what if I am satan?? Then can u fall madly in love with me??

Hells yes! 

Honestly I need someone who won't be embarrassed to be seen with me in my weird-ass clothes. I think Satan would be perfect. 

[emceeofthecabaret]

coiriuil said: hella cutie. Fall madly in love with me pls

I would but I've dedicated my life to Satanism

Satan is waitin' 

[emceeofthecabaret]

coiriuil said: OWWWW WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT

I'm pretty sure it's now just my job to give you Jimcee feels.