I always imagined I'd be crushed under a collapsing pile of Emmys.
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I always imagined I'd be crushed under a collapsing pile of Emmys.
- The Colbert Report
"Well folks, that does it for Stephest Colbchella '012 Rocktaugustfest! I wanna thank my whole week of guests - The Flaming Lips, Santigold, Fun., Grizzly Bear, Grandmaster Flash, Charlie and the Buckets, The Foxhunters, The White Noise Machine, Piddily-poo, Grant's Tomb, The Essential Rhododendrons, The Relevant Elephants, and the Zingbots! It has been such a blur! You have been so beautiful! Goodnight!"
- August 16, 2012, today in Colbert Report history
"Pepsi, the official drink of my throat. I cannot believe how much money we got from them."
- August 14, 2012, today in Colbert Report history
"Welcome to Stephest Colbchella 012 Rocktaugustfest! Are you ready to rock out with your nothing out, because this is a family friendly venue promoting traditional rock values?"
- August 13, 2012, today in Colbert Report history
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Colbchella 2013- Daft Punk
THIS IS THE BEST!!!!!! Bryan Cranston is my favorite, but everyone in this is so funny.
Daft Punk chooses VMA's over Stephen Colbert. In response, he creates comedy gold.
Why am I now seeing this?