#colbrt

[loryisunabletosupinate]

there's an episode where a chef doesn't have pasta and one of the competitors "sabotages" him by giving him everything to make pasta from scratch and alton is like "congrats you just gave him pasta when he didn't have any in his basket :)"

AHAHAHHAHAHA AMAZING THIS SHOW IS AMAZING

[sludgebat]

come play w/ my ass

im hosting a cah game and y’all should come play

password is goodbeats

[foodntwk]

network for people who consider alton daddy

daddy alton network

[jonbutter]

My friend out Neil cicierga on in the car and I thought of u

nice

[thexostranger]

colbrt replied to your post “CAYDE IS SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO THE NERD...”

THIS IS TOO FAR I WOULD CRY

I would sob while saying “it’s so beautiful I love this how dare you it’s precious but fuck you” over and over

[thexostranger]

colbrt replied to your post “colbrt replied to your post “idk if it’s a secret but i love...”

i need to channel my inner banshee

become one with banshee

[thexostranger]

colbrt replied to your post “idk if it's a secret but i love listening to you talk about destiny...”

i have an xbone so i cant justify getting a ps4 but i've still tried convincing my family to get me one for my 21st birthday just because i need people to play with meeee

just like

make one idk 

[autisticfranziska-archive]

not really a secret but i'd love to rp with you if i get on that rp site (after i make time and figure out who i want to be) and i think you're cool even though we don't talk much and just sort of share nods when i talk about the trashy dudes i like

aaa!! god bless.